Peachy Queen

when were all these hockey romances first published because i feel we need to give credit to the og og check please fans please stand up. pretty sure jack zimmerman invented kissing your boyfriend on the ice after you win the stanley cup

one of the most gender non conforming things a woman can do is refuse to suffer lol

anyway, [peels a mandarin and gives u half]

musk is going to die in a Tesla explosion in 6 months after sticking his nose where it doesn't belong and we will never get a conclusive answer on whether it was a CIA car bomb or just a normal Tesla malfunction

Like to charge, reblog to cast

“your rent should be a third of your income” well wouldn’t that be nice. wouldn’t it. lower the rent pussy

Casual observation from someone old enough to remember: in the year 2000 financial advice was that rent should be no more than 1/4 of your income.

2025 is the year you all learn how amazing stewing is

what if i told you you could make large amounts of food for extremely cheap with basically no preparation work to do using a single pot and also did i mention you can put literally whatever you want in it

literally the only necessary ingredients in a stew are some kind of liquid (stock, water, vegetable juice, milk/cream, etc.) and then whatever spices and solid stuff you want in there as the actual ingredients. chicken potato mushroom tomato venison bison beans okra shrimp lamb do you get it the possibilities are endless you can do whatever the fuck you want forever. stews are your bff

do you worry about your food cooking all the way through? this shit can simmer forever until you're satisfied its cooked. you will never burn a stew. if you manage to i will be genuinely surprised. in fact, the longer you cook your stew, the better! let those flavors mingle babe! you dont like your food soupy or liquidy? use less liquid and simmer it down until its just a sauce rather than a broth!

eat it by itself. eat it over rice. eat it over pasta. eat it with some kinda bread. the only wrong way to eat stew is to not eat stew

*sighs, visibly frustrated* let me put this in words you can understand: meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow

today is the only day you can reblog this post

party rockers in their bed tonight. every body just have a good night

and we wont let the bed bugs bite. we just wanna see you... sleeping