A weeb?! AND a doctor?! don't tell me you like feet too, queen

I have been bravely scouring the landfill (fanfiction.net) in search of some buried treasure (a beautiful 100k+ labor of love slow burn soriku fanfic written by an insane woman) but keep on putting my hands into buckets of spiders (first person pov, so out of character it’s just the same names on random OCs, people describing eyes as ‘orbs’ -)

let the records show that if I end up being the insane 25-35 year old woman that has to write a 100k+ labor of love out of spite I’m gonna mcfucking end it all

Okay everyone jokes over you can leave Sora and Riku the fuck alonneeeeeee they’re just trying to have fun and watch the stars on their cute little island stop DOOMING them like Terra what is your PROBLEM why did you tell riku there are other worlds out there AND pass on the key blade power

It is simply not fulfilling to enjoy media in the height of its popularity. You need to show up so late to the party that everybody else is gone and the hosts are asleep so you can rummage through their trash for chip dip and stale hors d’oeurves to eat alone in the dark like a dirty little raccoon secret

so I’m getting the impression aqua is giving everyone a happy ever after so she is going to fucking die

so I’m getting the impression aqua is giving everyone a happy ever after so she is going to fucking die

So vanitas is ventus’s darkness? So is shipping them self-cest?

…so Xenohort or whatever the fuck figured out a way to live forever by extracting his own heart…. Which is where I guess we get canon xenohort… ok please do not tell me ventus is like reincarnated into sora actually don’t tell me Terra becomes Riku and aqua becomes kairi I honestly think I would hate that there’s only so much cliches one can fit into a singular series

Vanitas is just sora re-colored with black hair and yellow eyes? Bro is… is Sora the x-blade. Also what is happening

Terra meeting Riku then seeing a vision of Xenophorofort then older Riku - the xendraport uses Terra as a vessel, thus he has a connection to Riku because Riku then becomes that vessel theory is growing stronger by the minute

Well I really enjoyed that - almost more fun to come in playing as Ventus because literally nothing makes sense and through Terra you start getting SOME answers and Aqua I’m guessing is going to blow our minds. Aqua playthrough starting shortly

So vanitas is ventus’s darkness? So is shipping them self-cest?

…so Xenohort or whatever the fuck figured out a way to live forever by extracting his own heart…. Which is where I guess we get canon xenohort… ok please do not tell me ventus is like reincarnated into sora actually don’t tell me Terra becomes Riku and aqua becomes kairi I honestly think I would hate that there’s only so much cliches one can fit into a singular series

Vanitas is just sora re-colored with black hair and yellow eyes? Bro is… is Sora the x-blade. Also what is happening

Terra meeting Riku then seeing a vision of Xenophorofort then older Riku - the xendraport uses Terra as a vessel, thus he has a connection to Riku because Riku then becomes that vessel theory is growing stronger by the minute