A weeb?! AND a doctor?! don't tell me you like feet too, queen

I have been bravely scouring the landfill (fanfiction.net) in search of some buried treasure (a beautiful 100k+ labor of love slow burn soriku fanfic written by an insane woman) but keep on putting my hands into buckets of spiders (first person pov, so out of character it’s just the same names on random OCs, people describing eyes as ‘orbs’ -)

let the records show that if I end up being the insane 25-35 year old woman that has to write a 100k+ labor of love out of spite I’m gonna mcfucking end it all

Okay everyone jokes over you can leave Sora and Riku the fuck alonneeeeeee they’re just trying to have fun and watch the stars on their cute little island stop DOOMING them like Terra what is your PROBLEM why did you tell riku there are other worlds out there AND pass on the key blade power

It is simply not fulfilling to enjoy media in the height of its popularity. You need to show up so late to the party that everybody else is gone and the hosts are asleep so you can rummage through their trash for chip dip and stale hors d’oeurves to eat alone in the dark like a dirty little raccoon secret

so I’m getting the impression aqua is giving everyone a happy ever after so she is going to fucking die