Only Angry

This twink wishes he was HALF the weirdo.

I love how this sentence could apply in either direction

no it couldn't. show gonzo some respect.

straight women need to start fetishising sapphic women so there can be more femslash fan fiction. we gotta outsource and get more writers on board. I want it to get to the point where two women cant be on screen together without having a 80k space opera fic written about them. I want show runners to be scared of cancelling sapphic shows because legions and legions of fans will come after them. dont tell me my priorities are wrong.

straight women, you have been summoned for yuri duty.

fuck it, reblog to give the person you rb'ed this from a freshly baked buttery croissant.

reblog to give a strawberry to the person you reblogged this from

reblog to fucking BITE the person you reblogged this from

Happy birthday videogames

Happy 50th, video games!

tucking you in to cook at 350 degrees for 45 minutes

why would you as a man seed torrents? so you can dump your hot files inside another man's computer with a bunch of other men at the same time?

There's something extremely endearing but also fucking hilarious about my partner helping me kill these bosses and giving me huge swords and runes in Elden Ring and telling me it's payback for all the stuff I gave them in Animal Crossing

Mage brandishing an enormous crystal staff, eyes glimmering with sorcery: I grant you my strength and the broadsword of screeching death for the kindness you showed me in a previous life, in which you gave me a cool dress and several pumpkin seeds