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she has one in her hand, het theres still another in the poliwags mouth. they are coming out of him like pez

*walks down some stairs* lol this is just like Pokemon Mystery Dungeon

*eats food to restore hunger* lol this is just like Pokemon Mystery Dungeon

*trusts someone, then gets betrayed* lol this is just like Pokémon Mystery Dungeon

*has a large portion of the capital I made from my labor personally taken from me by an administrative authority due to the unethical setup of capitalism* lol this is just like Pokemon Mystery Dungeo-

you can switch to firefox you can install ublock origin you can learn html you can delete tiktok you can read wikipedia just for the fun of it you MUST kill your google brand loyalty where it stands before it can harm you more. the internet is such a beautiful place if only you learn to see and use it right

I think now that queens dead they should have her stuffed and put on display in Cairo for the next 150 years.

BLAZE REJECTED MY POST WOW LOL

We'll make sure at least 100k people see it for free then.

gaslighting someone by saying they're too smart to be gaslit so you're not gaslighting them

this would work on me

No it wouldn’t. You’re too smart.

Posts like this are like modern day fables. Yeah ill reblog this funny little exchange, but next time someone says this to me ill remember this post and hear kill bill sirens.

if they dont know what homestuck is then you know theyre a normal human being

everyone put ur top 3 homestuck characters in the tags

can you take away the homestuck blood actually. thanks.

movie pirating sites are like horses

each one unique. some wild, some tame. when they open new tabs you have to pet them and say sshhh easy there. you have to feed them treats from your hand

i dont need to try wagyu because ive watched enough high end cooking videos that i can simulate the taste and texture in my mouth whenever i want. i can also imagine what its like to be a bat and i have pieced together the experience of the color red without having ever seen it

the line “your worst sin is that you’ve betrayed and destroyed yourself for nothing” is so raw you’d think it’s from a destiel fanfic or even hetalia but it’s actually from dostoyevskys crime and punishment

Garlic powder & onion powder are literally like two beautiful twin sisters brushing eachothers long hair at the lake by moonlight one last time before they both walk into the forest and kill themselves

Even if you aren't a practicing Homestuck, remember that you're still culturally a Homestuck and you need to deal with how that clouds your view of the world.