one hell of a train wreck

I am sending this to all my friends gaud.

I submitted it to my english teacher (our assignment was to find a well written work to share on the internet)

…I am absolutely frothing at the mouth to know your teacher’s response please

this was beyond my wildest dreams actually much thanks

I’m dying I was not prepared for this

hey I just wanted to mention the fact that this was a catholic school. just in case this wasn’t wild enough already. the disciplinary officer was a fucking nun

i am now feral. i have gone feral. i am leaning a little pile of stick again a tree, soon i will nap beneath them, they will collapse on me during the next rainstorm

I’m sorry.  Getting a nun to read THE Tony the Tiger x Grinch Fanfic is the best thing ever.  This person wins at life.  Game over.  We have all lost to the person who got a nun to read that fic.

A NUN WAS FORCED TO READ MY CRACK FIC I AM A BROKEN BEING

Thirty seconds ago I was laughing so hard, breathing was a challenge. Now I just can’t stop grinning, which is progress.

She doesn't even now it has only just benun >:3

*white parent voice* i cant believe kanye and kim named their baby North West!! thats ridiculous!! oh no, its almost 4:30, i need to pick up my kids Mackaylikiah and Ashleighyie from their water polo practice!

I always reblog this post so fucking fast every time it comes on my dash my phone shuts down the tumblr app and reboots

McKarty 64 is my favorite Mario Kart game.

there was a girl at my school called “zona” cause he parents went on holiday to spain and saw it and thought it was a nice name. IT LITERALLY MEANS ZONE

“47 month old”

this is my four year old rayman origins

THE APP REBOOTED FOR ME!!

My auntie knows a family who decided to name their daughter Owen, but they spelled it “Oin” and they made her middle name the first sound that her big sister made which happened to be “Oogok”. her name is literally “Oin Oogok Puscus”

Oin Oogok Puscus is my favorite dwarf from the Hobbit

This shit is hilarious

@kaiiwooo

I can’t

47 month old.

Nayvie….. Bish whet????

47 month old.

I refuse to go on knowing someone named their child “Salter” I’m so done ✌🏿️

Treyton lls, I’m dying…

I know a person from college who’s name is literally “Smile”, l can’t even explain how ridiculous that is…

47 month old

47 month old

Damn suburban moms love to put unnecessary “Y’s” in names.

<b>47 month old<b/>

47 month old.

Somebody named their kid Pocket?!?!???

47 month old tho

One of the classes I subbed in had a kid named Glarison. I’m sorry, did you misspell Garrison?????

OMG IT IS BACK! I CAN FINALLY POST THE ASK I GOT ABPUT THIS!

I went to college and took religious studies courses with a girl named Storm Pagan. She never understood why I found that both funny and oddly appropriate, and I never felt like taking the time to explain.

What the fuck that even sounds like ‘Latrine’ like who looked at that name and went ‘what could possibly go wrong’

Kids I actually went to school with: Nipponia (Her parents were really enthusiastic about Japan and thought no one would know.) Foreverina  Twins – Heavyn-Leigh and Eterni-Teigh Khayrliy (Carly) MyckEnziey (yes, spelled like that.) Every last one of them was white n blonde.

Naming your kids after gods seems like s BAD PLAN whether you believe in them or not. Especially Odin and Bacchus.

4 7 M O N T H O L D

I knew I pair of sisters named Chardonnae and Breane (nicknamed Brie). Fucking wine and cheese

Heavyn-Leigh and Eterni-Teigh ……. I???……what the fuck 😂😂😂

47 month old

Congrats to you for getting throught this post

Now I’m so fucking glad I’m named megan

Roman symbol of 8 and 47 year old.

i really wanna know what HR would think when they see a job application with names like these.. like does it influence their decision to call the applicant up for an interview?? like a really hard sounding name.. they probably might be discouraged but imagine seeing someone with a PHD and their name is Dr. Rayman Origins.. like i’d slam the call button

this one time when my family was on vacation we met this family and the daughters name was madinusa (pronoused “mad-in-oosa”) and were like that’s so unique/different where did u come up with that name?? (and like mind u this couple is from another country) AND THE MOM LITERALLY SAYS “oh she’s named after a clothing designer” my moms like really? i’ve never heard of it before LMFAO SHE ADDS “well we always get clothes from our family [in the states] and the designers name is on every single of them on the inside tag” LMFAOOOOO GUYS THIS BITCH NAMED HER DAUGHTER AFTER THE “MADE IN USA” WRITTEN ON SHIRT TAGS

And i was mad as a child because people called me Karima instead of Carmina. God.

Where’s the institution supposed to check if names are truly valid

47 month old

Ok so there is so much to talk about here but I think my favorite thing is how we keep returning to “47 month old”. It’s just that mind-bogglingly stupid

47 month old ..

What the fuck am I reading-

47 months

jesus christ

There was a kid named Trulee and I can’t remember what her middle name was

I cant-

Since lack of sunlight causes seasonal depression, humans could be considered to be solar powered

Jokes on you, I have all year round depression ( •_•)>⌐■-■  (⌐■_■)

Since lack of sunlight causes seasonal depression, humans could be considered to be solar powered

Jokes on you, I have all year round depression ( •_•)>⌐■-■  (⌐■_■)

I love how gay people do it too. Just… really? You’re literally saying the same shit to bisexuals that straight people say to you, and you don’t see the hypocrisy? 

If youre biphobic or hate bisexuals, fucking unfollow me, for serious.

^^^

If youre biphobic or hate bisexuals, fucking unfollow me, for serious.

Why is this a thing like really? Homosextual people of ALL beings should understand that you like what you like and if the answer multiple choice then that’s just more love to go around non?

BY REBLOGGING THIS YOU ARE SAYING THAT YOUR BLOG IS COMPLETELY ACCEPTING OF BI FOLKS!!! BISEXUAL PEOPLE ARE PART OF THE LGBT+ COMMUNITY AND IF YOU DISAGREE, PLEASE UNFOLLOW ME

BY REBLOGGING THIS YOU ARE SAYING THAT YOUR BLOG IS COMPLETELY ACCEPTING OF BI FOLKS!!! BISEXUAL PEOPLE ARE PART OF THE LGBT+ COMMUNITY AND IF YOU DISAGREE, PLEASE UNFOLLOW ME

I WILL ALWAYS ACCEPT BISEXUAL PEOPLE!!!!

I can’t believe this is a Fucking thing if your like this don’t follow me. I was having a genuinely good day until I say this post, thus ruining my day. I’m bisexual and if you have problem fuck off

BI PRIDE

bi baby !!!!!!!!!

ALL GENDERS AND ALL SEXUALITIES WELCOME HERE!! That is all. ✌️

im bi. if ur biphobic, unfollow me. ur breathing rights have been revoked

My sister is bi and in a straight relationship. Still 100% bi so STFU. biphobes can 100% fuck off.

Biphobes, fucking fight me.

Bi people are still bi even in a straight relationship.

BIPHOBES PLEASE TAKE A LONG WALK OFF A SHORT PIER

Bisexuals are apart of the LGBTQIA+ community.

What do they think the “B” stands for??? Buckingham Palace??

im losing my mind….shes jus a lil baby…

this bitch got a skincare routine! she is THRIVIN!

What a ✨q u e e n✨ glow up time all the time👏👏👏

Im gonna steal one >:3

spreading these occasionally would be nice…

As someone with major anxiety who can’t fucking stop themself from scrolling, i appreciate posts like this

Take some time to enjoy the peaceful fire...turn on some soft music...close your eyes...and let your mind wander