izzy's playlists!
ellievsbear
occasionally subtle
romaā
Sade Olutola
titsay
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
Origami Around
art blog(derogatory)
RMH
Fai_Ryy
oozey mess
Sweet Seals For You, Always
noise dept.
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
Monterey Bay Aquarium
Cosmic Funnies
Love Begins
seen from Uruguay
seen from Uruguay
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from T1
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from Sweden
seen from Germany
seen from Netherlands
seen from United States
@onedools
your email found me at the grocery store irl. that's crazy that you gave it little legs and everything. it walked right up to me. everyone was so scared one person screamed when i picked it up. i said it's okay you just do this kind of thing sometimes. while i was reading, its little legs were just sort of dangling in the air. someone asked me if it's alive and if holding it like that made it uncomfortable. i told them idk i just get the emails i don't send them.
@electronicmail
Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
Free to watch ā¢ No registration required ā¢ HD streaming
The important part of making horrible kitchen concotions is to give them properly horrid names. I have discovered a new dish: The Blended Devil.
It's like deviled eggs, but instead of taking the yolks out of the eggs, you just mash the entire boiled eggs into mush with a fork and mix the rest of the ingredients in there. Eaten from a bowl, with a fork or a spoon depending on the consistency. Or go at it labrador style with your face down in the bowl if you're like that. Not up to me.
That already has a name. It's called egg salad T-T
How is a concotion of eggs, mayo, mustard, and seasonings to taste a salad? It contains zero leafy green or vegetable.
americans will call anything a salad im afraid. if you add shredded chicken to this it becomes chicken salad. anyway i prefer your name better
This is the kind of audacity that would prompt me to walk outside, gather enough passably bendy twigs, branches and reeds, sit down to weave them together into a whip, and then go back inside to beat everyone with it.
Das ist so der step by step bei meinen Gouache-Schmierereien, hier bei einer kleinen Serie zu historischen Kutschgeschirren, u.a. halt kƶnigliche Kutschen, mittelalterliche Funde und Rekonstruktionen usw
@elodieunderglass A few horses for you to see.
My faceblindness is JUST enough that I'm not certain if this is Hugh Laurie or just a scruffy white guy with blue eyes but he's DEFINITELY doing the Hugh Laurie mouth thing so I'm about 70% certain it is
No that's definitely Hugh Laurie.
Oh thank god.
In that case, "You have to pay for liquor, but water's on the House"
Mods are asleep post forbidden tits
Huh
Huh
Huh
Hhhhhhh
Perfectly balanced as all things should beā¦
balance
Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
Free to watch ā¢ No registration required ā¢ HD streaming
May day has been fun again
That time of the year again.
Happy International Worker's Day to all who celebrate (it should be all of you)! I'd like to thank the efforts of the workers of the past who made it so that I not just have the option to work today or not, but also made it so I get paid double if I do decide to work
A happy first of May for every worker. šµļø
"Hast du einen Freund?"
"Nein, ich bin
"Oh, warum?"
"Jeder Typ, den ich treffe, ist einfach ein
"Ah."
it's unreal how bad german network tv is at advertising their online services. zdf has the great, killing eve and normal people for FREE on their website and no one even knows about it........
Oh cutie pie, ich weiĆ nicht wer du bist, aber du hast mich verzaubert ā¤ļø
Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
Free to watch ā¢ No registration required ā¢ HD streaming
Heute gab's AggressionsbewƤltigung. Irgendwas lief da nicht ganz straight.
Honestly, as a German I can not quite understand the obsession of the English speaking world with the question whether a word exists or not. If you have to express something for which there is no word, you have to make a new one, preferably by combining well-known words, and in the very same moment it starts to exist. Agree?
Deutsche Freunde, could you please create for me a word for the extreme depression I feel when I bend down to pick up a piece of litter and discover two more pieces of litter?
um = around
die Welt = world
die Umwelt = environment
ver = prefix to indicate something difficult or negative, a change that leads to deterioration or even destruction that is difficult to reverse or to undo, or a strong negative change of the mental state of a person
der MĆ¼ll = garbage, trash, rubbish, litter
-ung = -ing
die VermĆ¼llung = littering
ver- = see before
zweifeln = to doubt
-ung = see before
die Verzweiflung = despair, exasperation, desperation
die UmweltvermĆ¼llungsverzweiflung = ā¦
This is a german compound on the spot master class and I am LIVING
#my german is still too basic for this but I desperately want a compound word for how much these compound words piss me off
das Monster = monster
das Wort = word
der Groll = grudge, anger, malice, rancor
der Monsterwortgroll = ā¦
MonsterwortbildungsimitationsunfƤhigkeitsverzweiflungsgroll
die Bildung = formation
die Imitation = imitation
un- = un-, in-
fƤhig = able
-keit = -ility
die UnfƤhigkeit = inability
der MonsterwortbildungsimitationsunfƤhigkeitsverzweiflungsgroll = anger about the inability to imitate the formation of monster words
Linguistikfehdenhandschuhwurf
die Linguistik = linguistics
die Fehde = feud
der Handschuh = glove
der Fehdehandschuh = gauntlet
der Wurf = throw
der Linguistikfehdenhandschuhwurf = throwing down the linguistic gauntlet
*slowly backs in fear*
@shiplocks-of-love, @thatswhywelovegermany
MonsterwortbildungsunfƤhigkeitsangstverzweiflungsrĆ¼ckzugsecke
Monster=monster // wort=word // bildung(s)=formation
unfƤhigkeit (s)=incababilityĀ // angst=anxiety
verzweiflung(s)=desperationĀ // rĆ¼ckzug(s)=retreat // ecke=corner
=the corner in which you retreat when youĀ“re desperate because of your fear when being unable to form monster words
*eye twitch*
But what I want to see now is two germans arguing over the construction of one of these monster words.
@shiplocks-of-love I donāt think that will happen. The words make perfect sense. I think if German is your mother tongue you get a feeling for combining words, like aĀ
MonsterwortbildungsgespĆ¼r
Monster = monsterĀ
Wort = wordĀ
Bildung(s) = formation
GespĆ¼r = intuition
;-)
Sprachirrgartenbelustigungsbeitrag
die Sprache = language
ā¢ irren = to become lost (also: to err, to be mistaken; to wander, to stray)
ā¢ der Garten = garden
der Irrgarten = maze, knot garden
ā¢ be- = prefix with a variety of functions: Ā¹as part of a compound word, it denotes a processing or change of state; Ā²as part of a compound word, it denotes a touch; Ā³as part of a compound word, it denotes a more intensive preoccupation with or thematization of something; ā“it forms from a noun an adjective with a pseudo-participle form because the corresponding verb does not exist; āµas a prefix, it forms aĀ transitiveĀ verb from a previously intransitive verb; ā¶as a prefix of a verb, it shifts the focus and thus changes the sentence structure
ā¢ lustig = funny
ā¢ -ung = suffix turning an adjective/adverb into a noun
die Belustigung = amusement, entertainment, merriment
der Beitrag = contribution, article in a newspaper or magazine, posting on social media, input to a discussion
Bloody love this language <3<3<3
The thing is, since in German you have to decline/conjugate many words in relation to the noun they are refering to those monster words actually serve a purpose of making the language simpler. A common example is a (as in any) red wine (ein roter Wein) as compaired to the compound a red wine (ein Rotwein). If rot is an adjective it has to be conjugated: der rote Wein - des roten Weins - die roten Weine - and many more. But it if rot is part of the noun you only have to decline Wein: der Rotwein - des Rotweins - die Rotweine. So, die Verzweiflung Ć¼ber die VermĆ¼llung der Umwelt is way longer than UmweltvermĆ¼llungsverzweiflung and you would have to know three grammatical genders and the wordsā respective declinations. Whereas for UmweltvermĆ¼llungsverzweiflung you only need to know that Verzweiflung is grammatically feminine (die) and its deklinations.
Ok, now I want to see Germans playing Scrabble
Doomscrollaufhellungsrepost
Doom scroll // self explanatory
auf- // lit.: āupā indicates rising, or something becoming bigger, better, healthier
hell // bright
aufhellen // to brighten something up
-ung // makes a verb a noun
-s- // the glue that keeps german compound words together
repost // self explanatory
Doomscrollaufhellungsrepost // a repost to brighten up your doom scroll
Youāre Welcome!
The thing that I always want to point out to English speakers marvelling at German compounds is that we do this too! Itās a thing that Germanic languages are especially prone to!
Itās just conventional in English to keep writing spaces in between larger compounds, whereas in German itās conventional to remove them. But they sound the same! Grammatically, theyāre identical!
You could call it theā¦
English-German compound word space omission overadmiration fallacy
Lovely to see we have spaces where you can gain access to so much literature!
By alextinsley on instagram
I wish the Instagram account accreditation showed up here automatically like it used to. O want to share art not steal credit.
If the people around me at work and union stuff gas me up any more I'm going to do an Icarus and fly too close to the sun. It feels legitimately scary. Am I as capable as you guys think I am? Or am I just a fraud put into places no one else wants to be?
Ich bin hier normalerweise nicht so viel am schreiben, aber der Merz regt mich auf und er ist diesen Monat in #Emden. Der DGB lƤdt ein zur Demo.
Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
Free to watch ā¢ No registration required ā¢ HD streaming
Chocolate Guy's Wario
