fun fact about me so like. when I was just a baby, my mama told me: son. always be a good boy, don’t ever play with guns. like she told me this verbatim lol anyway but then i went to Reno and

and if i told you what the rich folks do in those fancy dining cars…

Fallout: Hungary is projected to sell 1 or 2 copies. At the store

I Will Get The Light Back In My Eyes in 2026

A standard porno with the bad acting and music and whatnot but partway through the action the camera pans to a millipede and hunting spider locked in a duel for survival, the sounds of sex fade out and the scene in the background blurs, epic battle music starts to play

solid snake would definitely know the five finger method for remembering the five types of salmon species

I was mugged by snow white and the seven dwarves the other day. six dwarves now, I suppose. kneed dipshit or dopey or whatever he was called in the eye socket so hard he died before his limp body hit the ground. they all scattered after that. I'll never forget how they wailed his name

[deeply concerned] whose pussy is this?