Jesus, Reluctantly.

Forget The Sound of Music, we're all watching the original Muppets movie.

*starts popcorn*

The car is finally fixed! Thank you so much to everyone who donated or reblogged!

Thank you so much to everyone who has donated so far!!!

@one-coming-is-enough

Research? All I do is poke people. Or sometimes give em a good slap. That'll cure what ails ya!

people first language

It's true!

@one-coming-is-enough

i have noticed that i tend to refer to jesus as "the boy" rather than use his name. i suspect this is out of some half-hidden fear of blasphemy. which is silly, because i'm literally writing devil fan fic. i passed blasphemy long ago.

That's legit. I am The Boy.

*hits the Snooze button*

i have noticed that i tend to refer to jesus as "the boy" rather than use his name. i suspect this is out of some half-hidden fear of blasphemy. which is silly, because i'm literally writing devil fan fic. i passed blasphemy long ago.

That's legit. I am The Boy.

I wanted to make a post about how through theological deduction, I can come to the conclusion that curiosity is either inherently a sin, or an essential requirement of it, but then I remembered that some fish do migrate, and my whole theory fell apart.

Thwarted by salmon.

Is it possible fish weren't capable of sin before but are now?

Are you suggesting that pre-biblical flood fish did not migrate?

But fish migrate to what they know - salmon return to their birth waters. As such, fish migration can be discounted as not curiosity, and the initial claim may stand.

That is a very valid point. I don't think any fish that migrate from one place to another move between waters in any unpredictable sort of patterns, only from one feeding ground to another or in set places where their breeding waters are. And therefore, it can be argued that they are not expressing curiosity about new places, but simply following old and invariable, chaste and sinless patterns of tradition.

Lung fish and flying fish

That's exactly how it was, yeah;)

One of the biggest issues of moving to England as a person who is Ukrainian AND neurodivergent is not knowing how to answer the small talk question of "how are you", but today I was reminded that Ukrainian blessed me with the phrase that roughly translates as "living is hard but dying would be a pity" and can we please naturalise it so I can use it all day every day

Living is hard, but dying would be a pity.

I'm always up for a good releasing-from-bondage scene!

consuming mass amounts of media related to my hyperfixation isnt enough i need to eat it

Christians with the Eucharist.

this is the funniest fucking reply ive gotten on this post everyone go home

Pointing out a crucifix to my Christian friend: "Hey, is that your Blorbo from the bible?"

Aww, I've always wanted to be a blorbo!