who the fuck?

everytime u go outside ur spending $60 automatically its crazy $60 is the new $20

I love the characterization of Lae'zel as a deliberate, reasonable person who through no fault of her own is wrong about almost everything

Divas don't care about numbers

HEARTBREAKING: friends who i should be going to the movies and playing dnd and watching anime and cosplaying and going to the mall and having sleepovers and exploring the woods with live one hundred trillion miles away

boss makes a spider i make a slime. that's why i . thas why, tthats why i uhhh. t. thawhy

t.gats why i can't think up an end to the rhyme

GET BACK TO WORK

And this is why I’m putting Windows 10 on my new PC.

thinking about diatoms again

microscopic living stars made of glass that eat the sun. and they're all around us. in every body of water. glass sun-eating stars.

and you know. like oblongs and triangles and some other bullshit

are you guys gonna wrap it up with the dog motif anytime soon

literally man's best friend but whatever. i guess you do sexual roleplay as some kind of tender-leaved houseplant?

you know full well that my sexual roleplays are geological in nature

i love writing out numbers and then putting them in parentheses like "one (1)" even when i dont need to i think its funny