Artificial Sarcasm

we need like a scale of unicorn. on one end you have amalthea last unicorn who is the peak of elegant otherworldly unicorns with silver and lavender colours. we need the opposite of that. we need a unicorn who looks like the horse version of a trucker

everyone teaches you Oh watch out for peer pressure you're gonna get peer pressured into drinking and drugs and gangs no. You get peer pressured in reading Dracula via emails

A 32 year old treating a half-dead 'blogging' website like some secret club i cant imagine someone more pathetic than this

Wait until you hear about these things they got called "Jokes"

If this is the height of comedy for you thats just sad

the height of comedy is actually you being 26 years old and kinning danganronpa and cookie run characters

Reblog if you had a Tumblr for 5+ years

you know, don quixote may have been on to something

I feel like this would be a slippery slope towards making it illegal for people to choose to not vote.

that’s already how it is in australia

That’s just so fucked up. :( Do certain medical conditions exempt you?

?????? why is it be fucked up to have compulsory voting? that’s the way it is in most democratic countries? it’s a part of being a citizen, like paying taxes and obeying speed limits? the fine for not voting is only like $50 and because of the compulsory voting law, our country bends over backwards to make it accessible: it’s always on a weekend, lasts most of the day, and is set up at schools and community centers so there’s one within easy reach of almost everybody. you can also mail your ballot or vote early if you’ll be out of the country on the day. like, IT’S EASY TO VOTE, and the penalty isn’t even that ridiculous. i don’t understand why the usa doesn’t have this, except obviously it would make it harder to literally stop minorities from voting.

I think we Americans tend to forget that a lot of other countries don’t actively work to make it harder to vote.

“oh no, what if people actually have to participate in picking the government officials who will impact their lives” jesus christ

For the last time, for everyone who still doesn’t understand: not voting is not a tool of resistance, it’s a tool of surrender.

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it’s also for weird but technically harmless shit

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