you better keep me concealed just like a weapon

ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted to deny location sharing and turn off personalized ads and reject all non-essential cookies and not set up siri and face ID

(with tears in my eyes) we have to post more perverted things now. because we never know which perverted post will be our last ...

the day that lazy/cross eyed and/or drooling characters stop being used as a shorthand for “stupid character” is the day i finally stop wanting to tear people limb from limb for it

"don't post that, what if an employer sees?" personally i think employers need to stay the fuck off their employees' social media lmao

stop normalizing employers invading employees' privacy ❤️❤️❤️

one of my creative writing professors once said that to evaluate a work as good or not, first you ask what the work is attempting to do, and then you evaluate how well it does it. and this is how to judge everything from critical essays to romance novels to snack packaging to theory tracts.

Everything used to be 20 dollars and now that I finally have 20 dollars everything is now 200 dollars

Everyday I got on Nexus Mods, look at the new Dark Souls and Elden Ring mods and mutter under my breath “people can’t really be this horny can they?”

also I don't think parents "these days" are uniquely terrible, I just think neglect is showing up in new ways as technology progresses. today's ipad kid would've been wandering around in a ditch alone all day and night before. parents not wanting to have to deal with children is not a new phenomenon.

Ghosts aren't real, it was probably just the house settling that gave you that blowjob