Zanzibart... forgive me.

great job everyone lets hit the showers

Not again

gentle reminder that you can’t get this kind of nonsense from any other site

This thread is almost eight years old and it has damn well earned its place among the Tumblr pantheon as a Heritage Post™️

If any competition needed to be on Tumblr, it's this one.

Zelda puzzle training simulator

In 2026, the chicest thing a gay actor can do is never explicitly come out as gay but also make it abundantly clear that he is. Coming out is too modern. Staying closeted is too old fashioned. But this method merges contemporary freedom with Old Hollywood glamour and allure, and it weeds out the dumbest people who truly don’t get it. I call it the Pascal Method.

Taylor Swift does this

no she doesn’t

I went on a date recently and she was like, “Did you know that Emily Dickinson only became famous after she died?” And I was like, “Oh word? That's the same for dinosaurs”

slamming the big red button on my desk labeled "bweh" over and over again to no discernible effect