Riding on a Shooting Star

it must be so freeing to be as stupid as a ceo. not a single thought echoing through that hollowed out skull. you get paid more money in 20 minutes than a handful of small countries make in a year combined to say the biggest number you can think of and if your company doesn’t hit that number you get to fire all of them

having a friend crush is so god damn embarrassing like yeah.... i like how you play toys and i think youre really cool..... and im scared to talk to you........do you wanna..... play toys with me too...... or something...... its whatever if not..... kicks a rock. Fuck my life dude

this doesnt end even when you actually become friends btw. "oh no what if they think im weird and cringe for wanting to hang out with them and they beat me with rocks and make fun of me" DID YOU KNOW THAT YOU HAVE NEEDS AND ARE A PERSON

A PORN BOT UNFOLLOWED ME?

Bad luck Brian is the new hentai

I don't think that's true

It’s actually crazy how bad feeling bad feels

The Magnanimous Airplane

well, the ears dropped

i am 24 years old, live in Funsack Arkansas United States, i drive a ford mustang, the middle east scares me and my credit card number is 2938 829903 8239