Olly’s Blog

What’s with all these Elon Musk destiel memes at 9:47 AM? T^T

The number of times I have been delighted by witty banter only to find out later that I was “Flirting” is both unfortunate and disappointing.

I found out several of my female coworkers were planning on trying to get our male coworker to ask me out because “You guys kept flirting” but I was like “We were literally just goofing around. Like we literally just told jokes to each other. Literally just stuff that friends do, the same stuff you and I do.” I was definitely 100% NOT flirting but everyone thought I was

This is actually a great example of how the society is wired to perceive male-female interactions as Romantic™ and Flirty™ when the exact same thing between just women or just men wouldn’t be considered such.

girls who learned all their vocab from books and are now constantly embarrassing themselves by pronouncing words slightly wrong in conversation

Slay

This is basically how the Umbrella Academy came into existence.

1 REBLOG = 1 RAT becomes TRANSGENDER

anytime someone from the UK orders a print from me I’m delighted because the addresses tend to be charming and sound completely made-up, I just suspend my disbelief and accept that I’m sending a package someplace with a name like Bristleberry House at Ditchmallow in Brambleford-on-Cotton—incredible lmaooo I bet this gets delivered to you by a badger in a little coat

@bigbraveboop

All of these areas are places you would certainly get killed in on Midsomer Murders.

I mean these are cute but I also need you to know I grew up near a place called Nasty

hey wanna be boy best friends *dies in your arms*