i have a Persian agenda where i encourage every man i know to grow the longest and prettiest hair possible

personal agenda. Personal.

i’m speechless. there’s a guy for everything.

once i woke up in the house in raven rock and all the mannequins near the bed had stepped forwards and i never did sleep in there again

I'm glad op clarified that this was about skyrim because I kinda thought the screenshotted post was just making a hypothesis about real life

I, too, had a horrifying moment where I thought maybe this is true.

Angels.

There are some characters where giving them therapy and cleaning them up is the fanfiction equivalent of buying antique furniture and painting it white

the stingrays at the touch tank just now were acting pretty cautious around the people reaching in, getting really close but staying juuuust too far for anyone to touch, and this ten year old boy in a fnaf tshirt told me, exasperated, "the stingrays are ragebaiting us!!"

i need to show you guys the absurdly saucy pear my parents just casually had out in the fruit bowl like it was normal

both of them are me

My toxic fandom take is that I think that it's awful how much we can talk to creators and get answers from them word of god style. We should be out here in a godless place rooting for scraps of lore in the media like truffle pigs out in the fields

unreliable narrator but it's just an aromantic writing romance

the author's barely concealed aromanticism