Captain of The Gassy Pulling Dualie Squelching Hippie Quartet

not a bummer, say it louder

Don't do this. Tone doesn't translate well in text, and if you don't have a rapport with that author, they are not going to interpret, 'You're a fucking bitch' as, 'Author I hate you for being so talented and making me feel so keenly.' They're going to interpret it as you being an asshole. You can shit talk with your friends because you have an established relationship with them and can distinguish between playful banter and genuine anger. You do not have this with a stranger, no matter how much you like their fics. You will have a much more pleasant time in fandom and not get cockblocked from interacting with your favorite writers if you remember this.

This isn't some esoteric niche aspect of fandom culture, strangers at the potluck also do not like being called a fucking bitch.

If I don’t know what I can expect you to normally say, what you’re saying isn’t funny. It’s just the baseline you’re introducing yourself with. I’m going to think you’re just an asshole, not a nice person pretending to be an asshole for comic effect, because I don’t know what you normally sound like.

Every day that passes this post becomes more relevant

And yet, Thursday still came.

Being unpartnered after your mid twenties is just like "oh what's wrong with you" and "don't worry you'll find your guy" "aren't you afraid of being alone" "who will take care of you" "you're running out of time to have kids" and no matter what you are or aren't people straight up don't understand that you don't want them.

Let's put rejection somewhere on a dusty shelf for a while and see how it feels. I'm sure it's freeing.

♡ Sleepy Puppies & Kittens Washi Tape by Little Pink Goblin ♡

It's accurate

when you’re a gay lion and you accidentally tried to introduce your lesbian lioness friend to one of her own exes at a gay bar and she goes into the bathroom and bitches you out for not being able to tell her endlessly rotating cast of girlfriends apart which isn’t really fair because first of all they all keep dyeing their hair different colors and second of all she keeps getting back together with different ones at different times and meanwhile you’ve been “single” for like 8 months but are spending a lot of time with one specific guy who works at your old co-op and were going to excitedly tell her about it tonight but now you’ve ruined the whole subject of dating by trying to introduce her to her own ex at a gay bar (which is a watering hole. because you’re lions.) 

PANSEXUALS GROW FROM THE CEILING