Whatever

adulthood is all about fighting for your life to meet up with your friends at a scheduled time

cant believe we live in a reality where getting a silly iced drink can set you back 7 dollars. it's like they want me dead

they should make a pill that makes people in their 20s feel good about where their lives are going

being in your 20s is like im 17 and i don't know who i am. im 55 curled up with a book. im ancient. i've been here forever. i never left. i'm 5 years old and i'm lost at the supermarket

I think that for every episode of bake off that has a foreign country as a theme there should be a special third judge that is just a grandma of that nationality and they should be equipped with an air horn they can toot in paul hollywood’s smug face whenever he confidently says something completely incorrect about a bake’s construction, flavour, texture, etc etc

i rlly hope it gets easier soon bc i am fucking losing my mind

having something deeply wrong with you starts with downloading sudoku and solitare. healing starts with undownloading every social media but keeping sudoku and solitare.

Listen man I can't plan ahead any further than a week, two weeks tops, and you're telling me I need to know where my life is gonna be in six months just so I can make a dentist appointment what if I'm in nebraska jerry what if im burying myself in a sand dune in nebraska in six months how am i supposed to see a dentist if i'm in nebraska buried in a sand dune