so much of the living is the being unknown

fingers in his ass sunday

you know what day it is

[no beers in] do you think im ever going to belong somewhere

being myself performatively

the grocery store should be open 24/7 but they should let the employees go home and just trust us

they call me the endurer the way i endure and endure and endure and endure and well u get it

in her DMs giving away my weaknesses with reckless abandon

biting wounds into myself and then licking them like a parody of apology

If a particular air freshener scent is only ever used in bathrooms it becomes the smell of shit by proxy

let the contemporary record show mr beast was pretty ignorable for his whole career if you were just like, busy.

you didn't even need to be busy tbh

I get the historical reasons for it but it's still wild to me that "[Person name] and the [nouns]" used to be such a common band name pattern. If I was forming a pop/rock band in the 50's/60's and the singer/band leader/most famous member proposed calling ourselves that I'd try to convince everyone else to beat him up together.

Somebody in a Twitch stream chat was trying to insult a streamer by saying, "You're almost 40, and you've only gotten a tarot card reading once?" And I don't know, I'm still amused by this. I'm in my late 20s and I've also only had a tarot card reading once. One of those ones on the street you pay for. The guy doing my tarot card reading was like, "You're going to join the military," or something like that, and 15 year old me thought to myself, "Okay, well that's not true. So I guess I just got scammed," and then I just never got a tarot card reading since then.

a friend with a boyfriend is a type of dead wife

hehehehehe * sudden moment of clarity that straightens my spine * what is this. who am I. * the clarity fades * hehehehehehe

You ever think about many peices of media have zero women and thats just perfectly normal but if a peice of media has an all female cast people get... like that? Women should be allowed to kill over this btw

same but it's black people

That's right