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ok maybe it was wrong for amy to frame her husband for murder and fake an entire diary to have him executed by the state BUT! but ok. he took her to missouri and cheated on her.

ed sheeran is never gonna grow as an artist they reward him no matter what i dont think he’s talentless but i feel like he just keeps making the same two songs over and over

me but i think he’s talentless

Fill her up with love, confidence, and cum

ladies do we care? do we care anymore ladies,?? do we care? ladies do we? do we care anymore ladies???? ladies do we caree??? do we?????

if i’m not pink and glowing why even leave the house

Janis Joplin, San Francisco 1968, by Baron Wolman

the time is now

not even jesus could save yall motherfuckers’ souls

cackling just continues to get louder as I scroll through

i think this is the first time an internet community has discovered something customizable and adamantly refused to make penises

of course this is the post where tumblr is like “Seems sfw to me!”

My laugh at this post is auditory evidence of just how sick I still am.

I’d usually post this to my NSFW blog but this is making me laugh so unreasonably hard that I can’t fucking breathe and therefore deserves to be on my main blog

Mr. City

#mr city was my father please call me owl

oh my god.