a couple weeks ago this guy posted in the chicago pagan facebook group saying that he’s a djinn and that there’s a portal between here and egypt and only he and one other person had the power to close it and there was going to be a massive sandstorm… like dude, close the fucking portal, why are you even telling us this

Every dog has a “dog pearl”. It makes it by eating grass. When a dog dies it uses its pearl energy to manifest one wish. We don’t know what they wish for, but our thaumaturgists have traced their leylines through history. The consequences of dog wishes on the current political climate can’t be understated.

must feel good as fuck to curse a prince for being rude to you while you were larping as an old woman for no reason

tuunbaq should be in season 2 of heated rivalry

medieval troubadour gets isekaied into early 1970s england but ends up blending in perfectly with the local prog rock scene

and yep, you guessed it: a dark wind blows

Good people should be killed for being better than bad people who should also be killed

the next pdf struggles to be born