your devotion has the look of a lunatic sport

please be perverted about me in these trying times

i've got the kind of eyebags that make people in movies say 'you look like hell, detective. go home.'

free use is kind of a funny kink bc it relies on the idea that everybody wants to touch you and have sex with you but what if they don't. what if you tell everybody at the party you're free use but they all ignore you and mind their own business

Sometimes you think a man is gay but it turns out he is just nice. Sometimes you think a man is nice but he’s actually just wearing glasses. It’s complicated

People have been saying stuff for years at this point

This is the only marvel post I will ever reblog it’s making me go insane

july being tomorrow for the love of god this cant be happening.

sob emoji is up there with the period and the comma

Age regressing to 22

I P address? baby it’s called the bathroom 😂

uses my powerful magnetic field to create detailed images of your organs, skeletal system, and all the other soft tissues in your body

uses my powerful magnetic fields to create 69 love songs

Just One Guy, Just One Spider-Man… -OR Woman?!? We don’t Know; ….forsure.