whoopsie's daisies

You can't even do somnophilia anymore because of woke

the irredeemable pervert is generally well regarded among their friends for their insightful thoughts and all around pleasant demeanour

the horrors persist but my friends write beautiful fanfic

when fanfic writers put in their author’s notes “this was so self indulgent” man i’m so happy for you. i hope so. i hope you had a blast making this. i love you

They offered me a job as a fucker. Yeah you heard me right, a fucker. Job is to fuck things. Boss points at something and says fuck it, I fuck it. That's my job. And I'm damn good at it. Pays like dirt and wears on the mind. Wears on the mind.

free use is almost always bottoms can we get some more free use tops

age regressing but I was a precocious child so I act pretty much the same

[bravely] women in tv and movies should also have hairy armpits more often because it would be hot if they did