SIC • PARVIS • MAGNA

cowboys are to pirates what werewolves are to vampires

one thing about me is im gonna get a coffee and a pastry

i don't want to sound like a whore, but i'd really like to know how you feel and how your day was

I wish my cat had a phone so I could text him while I’m at work and tell him I love him and I miss him and he could send back blurry pictures of random things, incomprehensible gibber texts, and audio recordings of his crinkle ball

Such a good tutorial I’m gonna go make like 9 of these

I love everything about every single one of these

[OPENS FRIDGE, REMOVES TUPPERWARE CONTAINER LABELLED "Pomegranates from land of dead do not eat"]

[I REMOVE A SECOND CONTAINER LABELLED "Fairy apples do not eat (Autumn Court)]

[I APPROACH THE BLENDER]