It's Me Ohnyo!

This was my actual favorite part of working in a theater. People would come in and use a string of words no human had ever uttered and I’d have to be like “ohhhhkay let’s parse this out.”

Don’t… Don’t movie theaters have…the names of the movies… Right… There?

Ah, see, the problem here is that you’re making the common mistake of assuming people bother to read anything. At all. At any given point. When in the presence of customer service worker.

hero: *beet red* it's not like-- I don't-- *sighs* You're just so passionate about your interests. And nobody talks to me, y'know? My family doesn't approve of this whole hero business. I'd be so lonely if I didn't have you. I mean, sure, we're mortal enemies. But I'd be upset if something happened to you.

“Tell me ur secrets dead tree” lol

if he’s not out of office by march i say we just rob him

why wait we know his KY address and we know he's not there

remember the cask of amontillado meme? that was a good meme we should bring that back

I have some cask of amontillado memes you might like if you wanna come check them out in my basement.

oh boy would i!

*slams hands on table*

Tbh I feel sis

imagine having to put your fiction world gap year on your resume

This is making me feel insane but it would absolutely be a question. “It says here you spent your year in Pokémon Yellow. Can you tel us a bit about that?”

I am so pleased at how many notes are some version of “I don’t fear the science, I fear the corporations who control it” because that is EXACTLY the attitude you should have. GMOs can save us. Monsanto will kill us.

what people fear about GMO- ‘theyre gonna make frankencarrots that crave human flesh and cause diarrhea ’ what GMO actually is- ‘we made rice crop that is both drought resistant and flood resistant which will prevent about 20% of major famine disasters, also it now makes vitamin A because vitamin A deficiency in poverty stricken areas is a major killer of kids as most vitamin A rich foods dont grow there’ what people SHOULD be upset about- ‘i made all crops sterile so all farmers have to buy the seed from me in perpetuity and i will sue anyone who tries to go back to crops that produce their own seed’

^^^ THIS

Madame of Fire & Madness

Lady of Night & Suffering That tracks, because I have trouble sleeping and my back hurts constantly

schools reopened in greece today and among other incidents a mother yanked the mask off her son’s face and told him to never wear a mask, a father head-banged a teacher for saying that his kids will have to wear masks at school, sending the teacher to the hospital, someone tried to sue a school for not letting their kids enter without a mask, parents are protesting in the streets against the use of masks at schools and i heard a woman say that masks are suffocating the children and that they’re bad for their development. not to be radical but since covid refusers want to die so bad just go ahead...

Direct. Action.

Seriously zoos do so much important conservation work as well I hate when people shit all over zoos as if the animals are locked up and not looked after