I Like Pretty (stupid) Things

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he wasn’t even there to be a contestant he joined the crew as a CHINESE TEACHER but the directors noticed his good looks and begged him to compete. poor guy made it to the finals and if he had been one of the winners he would have been contractually forced to be in a boy band whether he wanted to or not

this is the closest any human being has ever come to actually being sold to One Direction

“Home is where the trees look normal” is the sweetest, saddest, most nostalgic truth I’ve ever heard.

#yeah but who’s his drift partner. a crocodile. just a crocodile. its not a special or humanoid croc its literally just a croc strapped in.

THIS IS THE THIRD TIME I’VE REBLOGGED THIS BUT I DON’T CARE BECAUSE IT HAS IMPROVED EVERY TIME

wow you have dogshit taste (remembers im trying to be nicer to people who like different things) uh i mean, it's beautiful how the breadth of human experience is so wide it encompasses those with good taste and those with dogshit taste

if i was in the world cup well i would just score a goal Lol then if the other team scored one i'd score another

it is impossible to watch a movie. every night i think i want to watch a movie. no movie gets watched. because it's not possible

suddenly the fucking

they must've opened the fridge

I’m not sure which one came first but I’m happy for their transition!

The thing is nobody at pride is evaluating you to determine if you’re queer enough to be there because they’re too busy thinking “it’s so hot out” and “why is this lemonade 12 dollars?”