Welcome nerds and dorks, one and all

so strange when people assume 'waking up early' means increased productivity bc no??? im awake so i can read fanfic in bed before breakdown breakfast

who on earth is out there waking up early to get shit done??? the purpose of waking up early is to have QUIET TIME LOUNGING IN BED before the world gets LOUD & ANNOYING AS FUCK

I'm so old i remember when people liked using Windows

why r apps asking for pin codes u r NOT that important

i think i'd be checking my phone in the cuck chair to be honest

wedding dresses are white specifically so that if the bride goes axe-crazy you can rest assured you will see the blood stains all over her and it'll be sick as fuck

$6 coffee oh ill see myself out

Critical support to these scammers weaponizing homophobia to drain right-wingers' bank accounts 🫡

... why did she lowkey make it gayer

love wearing all black in public i hope no large gaseous heat emitting orb in the sky comes along and makes my day worse

[recommending something i sincerely love] ok so the thing about it is it kinda sucks

If you don’t let go of your prejudices and past grudges, your heart won’t blossom. 2013 is coming, let’s make a change. We only have one planet so let’s show each other some kindness.

passing in public makes me feel like white shrek

This has to be considered some form of bullying