the thing is they really do let you hit because you're goofy.

i say shit like "whuh oh!" and it makes girls want to kiss me under moonlight for some reason

if you're sitting on a fanfic idea because you think it's "too weird" or "too niche" I need you to understand something: the internet is VAST and FULL of people with your exact brand of weird. that crackship that makes sense only to you? there are at least 50 people who will read it and go "oh my god FINALLY." but even if there were ZERO? you still deserve to write the thing that makes your brain light up.

oh my god they really did it

imagine being like a grizzled journeyman playing for league minimum and a guy who you’ve watched whimper and whine at the team to dig the fuck in was like “well i think we need a hardass” and you know that guy is never ever gonna get hurt by said hardass even though he’s been on camera crying pathetically mid finals and you’ll have to put up with it

im so sorry that you're doomed by the narrative but i really need you to answer my message on Microsoft Teams

got that dog in me and mitski has been showing financial interest in it

the thing about sidgeno is that it's the quintessential love story where somehow the laws of geography, international law, language and sports management all individualy and simultaneously worked together to make sure two people could meet and become fundamental parts of each other's lives. the thing about sidnate is that nathan mackinnon is living a kind of psychosexual horror drama previously unknown to mankind.

the thing about sidclaude is that sidney crosby and claude giroux tried to kill each other for real.