so francesca so filthy

everyone's brining up the "we pee together" quote again and i have to say that personally i think the most underrated part about that whole thing is that one video where someone asks them about it and goes "i don't remeber which one of you said it" and jamie instantly goes "i would never say that" like thats fucking peak comedy to me. like i would never say that but this fucking clown of my best friend did and now i can never live that down. they're everything to me truly

you know sometimes it feels like we're sipping on that sweet sweet trevor zegras koolaid like its easy to feel like we are all participating in group delusion like several crazy bitches saying exactlyyyyyy to each other and then danny b is like "yeah so trevor is beautiful and full of light and everyone loves him and he is so special and smart and funny and kind and lovely and he is the center of our universe" and youre like ohhhh no wait this is just regular koolaid

has anyone noticed recently that it's expensive

times like these really make you appreciate pouring river water in your socks

your out to lunch you dumb fuck

danny saying in his press conference that trevor's aav was different when they negotiated "six months, three months ago" aka implying there were some talks in january, april........ one must imagine trevor getting home throws his sweatshirt on the ground to flop on the couch sighing loudly about how much he hates contract talks and denver creeps out from the kitchen with sliced apples asking is it really that bad (trying to get trevor to talk about but also learn for his own experiences) and trevor tells him all about anaheim while denver checks the thermostat to make sure the downstairs is also warm (this is january) then flops down next to trevor and their two warm bodies are all that matters in cold brutal janguish. and in april trevor also comes home throws his sweatshirt on the ground flops on the couch saying how much he wants contract extension talks to be over soon and the three rookies peer through the doorway and denver leads them in with a bowl of skinnypop and gives a look to alex and porter to let trevor talk it out. so the other two also get the anaheim rundown and they hear about how much trevor wants to stay here and how the business part of the league is the least favorite part. they're mostly there as people to listen to him and they are all happy to be that.

Oh so you’re saying that Jamie signed for 6.5mil AAV and Trevor signed for 9.125mil AAV and 6 and 9 together is the famous sex act 69 which could mean anything.