all rated E for smut. click the read more to see what's new!
(updated 12/28/23 with Kitty and the Captain PODFIC!)
An Extremely Fun, Memorable, Deeply Cool Adventure
Word count: 4.6k
Summary:
Edward might be the one with the experience, but Stede is the one with the imagination. OR: Stede invents cocksucking. Ed is scandalized and intrigued.
(podfic version read by legs)
Thereโs No Accounting for Taste
Word count: 3.5k
Summary:
Ed is sick of waiting for Stede to touch him, so he takes matters into his own hands. It doesn't quite go as planned.
(podfic version read by Tipsy_Kitty)
Little Wonder
Word count: 3.7k
Summary:
Stede has a small dick. Turns out Ed is actually into it. Like, reallyโฆย reallyย into it.
(podfic version read by SD_Ryan)
Good Habits
Wordcount: 4.2k
Summary:
Stede likes to masturbate by humping the bed. Ed likes to watch. He should probably let Stede know about that.ย OR: Ed makes his bed by pretending to be a heavier sleeper than he really is, and now he has to lie in it (while Stede humps it).
Piss Off, Hard On
Word count: 3k
Summary:
Stede can't pee until he does something about this pesky erection. Ed could just leave him to it, but where's the fun in that?
Self-Indulgence
Word count: 9.8k
Summary:
After Stede comes back, Ed stays holed up in his cabin and spends a lot of time crying. And Stede spends a lot of timeโฆ jerking off, apparently? Ed doesnโt quite get it. But heโs eager to help Stede however he can.
Behind the Curtain
Word count: 11.2k
Summary:
Ed is in love with Stede. Ed is also sharing a bedroom with Stede. This is fine! (Ed is 99% sure itโs fine, anyway.)
Written for the OFMD Big Bang 2022.
Big Deal
Word count: 4.8k
Summary:
Ed insists that Stede's tiny dick is the perfect size. Stede calls his bluff.ย A sequel toย Little Wonder.
With Teeth
Word count: 3.1k
Summary:
Ed wants Stede to bite him, but Stede misunderstands the assignment.
(podfic version read by Tipsy_Kitty)
Kitty and the Captain
Word count: 2.8k
Summary:
This is it.
Itโs nighttime, theyโre alone together, and they're no longer taking things slow. They've said the big words. They love each other.
Ed immediately grabs Stede by the shoulders and kisses him, hard and soft and with all the promise of all the things he wants them to do together.
This is the moment.
"I've been meaning to ask," Stede pulls away to say then. "What is a โhandyโ, actually?"
(podfic version read by Tipsy_Kitty)
Ed and Stede's Very Successful Second Time
Word count: 3.4k
Summary:
Ed wants the next time they make love to be perfect. Things do not go as planned.
Truly Docked
Word count: 4k
Summary:
"I gave you a handjob and then I humped your leg with all my clothes still on. That's not docking."
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all rated E for smut. click the read more to see what's new!
(updated 12/28/23 with Kitty and the Captain PODFIC!)
An Extremely Fun, Memorable, Deeply Cool Adventure
Word count: 4.6k
Summary:
Edward might be the one with the experience, but Stede is the one with the imagination. OR: Stede invents cocksucking. Ed is scandalized and intrigued.
(podfic version read by legs)
Thereโs No Accounting for Taste
Word count: 3.5k
Summary:
Ed is sick of waiting for Stede to touch him, so he takes matters into his own hands. It doesn't quite go as planned.
(podfic version read by Tipsy_Kitty)
Little Wonder
Word count: 3.7k
Summary:
Stede has a small dick. Turns out Ed is actually into it. Like, reallyโฆย reallyย into it.
(podfic version read by SD_Ryan)
Good Habits
Wordcount: 4.2k
Summary:
Stede likes to masturbate by humping the bed. Ed likes to watch. He should probably let Stede know about that.ย OR: Ed makes his bed by pretending to be a heavier sleeper than he really is, and now he has to lie in it (while Stede humps it).
Piss Off, Hard On
Word count: 3k
Summary:
Stede can't pee until he does something about this pesky erection. Ed could just leave him to it, but where's the fun in that?
Self-Indulgence
Word count: 9.8k
Summary:
After Stede comes back, Ed stays holed up in his cabin and spends a lot of time crying. And Stede spends a lot of timeโฆ jerking off, apparently? Ed doesnโt quite get it. But heโs eager to help Stede however he can.
Behind the Curtain
Word count: 11.2k
Summary:
Ed is in love with Stede. Ed is also sharing a bedroom with Stede. This is fine! (Ed is 99% sure itโs fine, anyway.)
Written for the OFMD Big Bang 2022.
Big Deal
Word count: 4.8k
Summary:
Ed insists that Stede's tiny dick is the perfect size. Stede calls his bluff.ย A sequel toย Little Wonder.
With Teeth
Word count: 3.1k
Summary:
Ed wants Stede to bite him, but Stede misunderstands the assignment.
(podfic version read by Tipsy_Kitty)
Kitty and the Captain
Word count: 2.8k
Summary:
This is it.
Itโs nighttime, theyโre alone together, and they're no longer taking things slow. They've said the big words. They love each other.
Ed immediately grabs Stede by the shoulders and kisses him, hard and soft and with all the promise of all the things he wants them to do together.
This is the moment.
"I've been meaning to ask," Stede pulls away to say then. "What is a โhandyโ, actually?"
(podfic version read by Tipsy_Kitty)
Ed and Stede's Very Successful Second Time
Word count: 3.4k
Summary:
Ed wants the next time they make love to be perfect. Things do not go as planned.
Truly Docked
Word count: 4k
Summary:
"I gave you a handjob and then I humped your leg with all my clothes still on. That's not docking."
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Things I learned listening to Nancy Hennah talk about hair and makeup for Our Flag Means Death:
The storm in "Red Flags" made the wig ball up in a knot that took five hours to untangle. Most of the wet stuff in S2 used the wig from S1 for that reason.
There were two s1 Ed beards, so one could be blocked and curled while the other was in use.
Tattoos were kept on as long as possible, because putting them on and taking them off was time consuming. But three days was really the limit for them looking good and staying on securely.
DJenks requested that Ed have a full sleeve tattoo fairly late in the game before shooting. The snake was an efficient way to get a full sleeve, and also made placing smaller bits easier. Freckles were used for navigation.
DJenks asked for the back piece tattoo we see on Ed in s2e1. The skull and snake part were done by Dean Sacred and the lettering by Nancy Hennah.
Initial plan for Ed's chest piece was two ships having a fight, but it was too wide. The final chest piece was one tall ship with some bigger stars around it. There was initially a mermaid who didn't make the cut. "We always lived in fear of him having his top off."
NH talked about how much fun the hair cage styles were for s1e5 and the wedding in s2e1-- "because we weren't being period correct we had leeway."
A variety of makeup looks were tried for the beginning of s2, including one where the eyemask went all the way to the hairline. It's meant to look like it could be replicated using charcoal and oil, stuff the crew would have had access to.
Nathan Foad started a mini-trend of ridiculous sideburns in the 6 months he was wearing That Facial Hair around LA.
There was initially a wig set aside for Rhys. Not the white one he wears for s1e5, but a longer blond one. It wasn't used after tests because his own hair was so good.
Ed's s2 wig wasn't so much intended to be longer for story-telling purposes, it was just that he was wet a lot of the time and that pulled the curl out. But there were longer pieces around the front.
When Ed washed up on the beach in the Gravy Basket scene, he got black metallic sand in the wig. It was impossible to fully remove and was still in at the end of the season.
Normally Taika's hair would be slicked back with solid gel, but that's water-soluble and wouldn't have worked for s2e3. In that instance it was slicked back with glue? or something glue-like? and plumber's tape fashioned into a headband. The wig stayed on until when Ed was apparently falling into the water with the cannonball in the last take (really being pulled sideways).
Fang's tattoos were designed by Iniya Taylor in Auckland. A henna artist (whose name I didn't catch) designed Archie's pieces, which NH placed. Mads was thinking about getting one of her tattoos for real.
Of Ed's nail art in s1e10: "That was Taika, he'd gone and gotten it, and it was gels, we couldn't get it off. Taika said 'no one will notice, don't worry about it.'" (And then everyone noticed and was so excited and wrote meta about it.)
Did you know what you were unleashing when you put the wig in a bun in s2? "No."
There were many guesses about the hangman tattoo: circus, pirogi, virgin, mirage, girlie, girthy. The actual answer is PIRATE.
Happy 3rd anniversary to Our Flag Means Death โ ๏ธ๐
I can't even begin to say how grateful I am for this show. It's given me so much. But my favourite thing is that it's brought so many beautiful people and friendships into my life ๐
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โIt was a beautiful thing to make, and Iโm really proud of my work on that and the work of a huge number of New Zealanders.โIn a new interview with The Spinoff, Rhys talks about his favorite tv project heโs ever been involved with ๐
'The silliness of that show, and how it broke boundaries with comedy and absurdity, completely inspired me to to become a comedian.'
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I can't really go away without asking about Our Flag Means Death, about your experience working on that and all the stuff that came out of it. Would you be prepared to work on that again as a longer form rather than a series?
Remember when Rhys kept saying Louise was pretty and agreeing she was gorgeous and sexy during the short poppies commentary? Well, I woke up thinking about that and I'm making it everyone's problem.