the rumors are true: i dont feel very good

money beyond ypur wildist dreams

one hundred and seventy dollars

whenever I tell a story I feel like Uncle Colm from Derry Girls

Solid medications (pills) really do be coming in two varieties - edible plastic, and smarties (derogatory)

fantasy is when currency is referred to as "gold" and sci fi is when currency is referred to as "credits"

men really be like “well this woman has studied this subject her whole life, and i am a man, so we have equal knowledge on this”

it’s ok you could have just said “i hate men”

okay, i hate men

you have to be in a certain specific mood to listen to classic rock because sometimes a guy is playing his guitar and you're just like shut the fuck up man

yeah okay ill reblog that

being online is so scary aren't you guys worried about the world wide spider

It took 36 years for someone to make this joke and by god it was worth the wait