mclaren memez

he does coke. he cheats on his girlfriend. he’s catholic. he’s DL. he’s an ally. he’ll say anything for $100 on cameo. he endorses violence. he likes to be the villain. he’s too amherst down. he’s hung up on a childhood friend. he has a gay lisp. his nasal bones have suffered more than jesus. he has big brother issues. he gets awkwardly left out of group costumes. he pouts. he’s into pet play. etc.

You can watch a man play sports and then decide he has weird sexual issues ❤️

Mark watching the first two episodes of Grill the Grid 2026, realizing that everyone in the whole paddock knows he and Oscar are ‘close’ and homosexual panic deleting Oscar off Insta

i’m new to being horny i’ve never done this before

we might’ve lost our strongest warrior in the anti-golf crusade but it’s fine bc sometime in the next 3-6 months lando’s going to post on his insta stories a 5 seconds video of oscar hitting the ball with a 45 degree tilted caption critiquing his form and we’re all going to lose our minds over it. this could be huge for yaoi 📈📈📈

jstor derulo

Oscar 3 younger sisters Piastri has played mermaids at the beach and has enjoyed it

F1 Tumblr equivalent of driver of the day is that one post you've seen 12 times because all your 12 mutuals have reblogged it

preparing my notes for a job interview and feeling like I’m running absolute rings around the system. I know their entire game. I know every question they could ask me and exactly what they want to hear in response. I can see inside their mind. they think we’re playing checkers but I’m fucking their wife

just finished the interview and frankly they’d be crazy not to give it to me. I was charming as fuck and so experienced.

IM THE KING OF CAPITALISM