honeybunches

if i ever come off a little weird and you wonder if theres something wrong with me there is theres actually so many things wrong with me but im doing such a good job being normal. so you should actually be proud of me you should smile and be like wow youre doing such a good job and then be on your merry way

God I cannot wait to throw millions of human lives into the meat grinder of international conflict so I can make billions of dollars selling microplastics to both sides of said conflict. I cannot fucking wait to put more money than I would ever be able to spend into an offshore account I will never use and then die so my socially maladaptive ghoul of a failson can have billions of dollars to pour into every meaningless idea that sprouts from his fetid little walnut of a brain. I wish I could personally crush millions of humans under a giant iron wheel so my son who I hate with my entire heart can spend more money on peyote and inventing the Blockchain for dogs. I need this so fucking much.

certified iconic post

stop putting this post on my dash do you not understand how fucking aphobic this shit is

It’s just not on boys. I know we all like to joke around here but when your posts are this likely to cause suicides, it’s just dangerous

imagine committing suicide over asexual nicki minaj moodbosrd

The way th*mas s*nders pulls off "emo" looks is so glaringly disingenuous to me that whenever my brain sees him in that horrid eyeliner this voice chants "liar liar liar" and a siren goes off. How's a guy get popular for being "authentically nice" when his whole face is a falsehood?

Bernie did what now?

Don't pull this funnyman shit w me Dave if Bernie from Elections went emo he'd have so much eboy swag he could blast that aforementioned Disney twink straight into the mesosphere with one whip of his wallet chain

I made Dave delete so hard not even the username remained

never seen that show but I did watch it on tumblr

Female solidarity

The Collective Has Spoken

That was an ancient Greek chorus sis

depression or whatever is soooo embarrassing oops i ruined a large chunk of my future because i just didn’t feel like doing anything for a while . Epic Cringe babe...

for better or worse i’ve recently realized that self care, for me personally, sometimes means extra effort instead of less. like making my bed every day makes me feel good about my living space even though it’s a couple minutes of work, and plating my food nicely makes me feel like i’ve made and eaten a nice meal even if it means cleaning more dishes. i used to think self care was almost synonymous with making things easier for yourself, but sometimes challenging yourself a little tiny bit more than usual is more rewarding than doing it the easiest way, although that isn’t true for everyone, i know, it’s just how things have turned out for me