Officially Monaco

oh, of course. because he died for our sins.

My Name is 8 PM. and I am always arriving when you atrent Looking

M Nm s 8 PM. nd m lws rrvng whn y trnt Lkng

if you two had a baby it would be a regular sentence. or perhaps silence.

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An infinite number of $1 bills and an infinite number of $20 bills would be worth the same

they’re actually worth nothing because you’ve devalued the currency so much

nothing is still the same as nothing

Fucker

How's the dental?

you can have all the teeth you can carry

dying

That means you’ll get to meet him soon!

hunting down Tumblr posts i see on Pinterest part 572

this post had everything I could hope for

Out of Touch Thursday

OUT OF TOUCH THURSDAY

but im out of my head when you’re not around…

this is the only out of touch thursday you can reblog this

all of the numbers that are divisible by 17 sound so absurd. 51? 68? 85? ridiculous. 102? absolutely not. and don't even get me started on 119

34 and 136 i can believe, but i feel like i shouldn’t. it’s 102 in a trench coat

did we just run out of posts to make

no, i haven't made a post about every number yet

I'm sorry to let you know that 100,000,001 (one hundred million and one) is divisible by 17 and because of that, so is every 16-digit number that is four digits repeated four times e.g. 1234123412341234

what do you mean there are exactly zero rats i. this post

DOES IT NOT STOP

You guys know what to do

y'know, we're lucky he's just a chef