Apr 24, 2025
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I didnât change anything. This is what happened.
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When the teenagers in your party canât stop flirting.
(This is also an excuse to draw obi in civilian clothes, because I refuse to believe they spent a year as fugitives in their jedi robes)
*looks through your older posts and gives an overdramatic gasp* PERIOD DRAMA SATINE!!!!!
AH! here have more period drama satine (with bonus obi-wan) before you become in need of a fainting couch!
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đ the 212th night
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If Obi-Wan had actually stayed on Mandalore with Satine after the Civil War and left the Jedi Order, it would've made The Phantom Menace and Attack of the Clones peak comedy.
Like, Qui-Gon would still be sent to Naboo and end up on Tatooine, he'd still meet Anakin and take him back to the Temple. But, in this AU, he survives the battle on Theed and takes Anakin as his padawan. And the entire Order would be making jokes:
"Congrats on the new padawan! Hope he sticks around longer than the last one!" "We'll keep this one off the bodyguard missions, eh Qui-Gon?"
So one day little Anakinâs like "hey master, what happened to your last padawan?" And Qui-Gon's like "oh he ran off with a girl, yeah he's royalty in the Outer Rim now".
And it's all fine and dandy until Anakinâs nineteen and they get assigned to protect PadmĂŠ, and Qui-Gon takes one look at this kid's face and thinks "You've got to be fucking kidding me, this shit again??"
My KINGDOM! MY KINGDOM FOR MORE OBILORIAN!!!!! I AM BEGGING!
it will by done my lord
I couldn't resist the notorious Boba Fett panel