This honestly reminds me of a show on the history channel where they spent like 25 minutes wondering how the sides of all the pyramids seemed to be perfectly divisible by pi or something, and people where theorizing about aliens and some lost form of mathematics, but then at the end they interviewed a tiered looking paleontologist and he was just like “maybe they just used a wheel to do all their measurements.” and the whole show just immediately collapsed.

can you imagine being so far up your own ass with conspiracy theories that you forget about circles

Delectable tea, or deadly poison...

jesus christ this is spy kids I thought this was some shakespearian story

Shakespeare wishes he had what spy kids has

i might get in trouble for saying this but feet are actually so nasty they belong in socks and nowhere near a mouth im risking my life to post this so plea

Pawpaganda

Ok, but Jason clumsily - but purely - helping and supporting Tahani as she comes to terms with her sexuality is an idea that I could definitely get behind

#tahani: jason i think i’m a lesbian #jason: ok…..cool! we had those in jacksonville #janet: fun fact; there are lesbians everywhere #jason: wooooooah cool

I could hear their voices

The Great Gatsby

Wait. How are peoples with siblings greeting eachother then?

why does cutting an apple into slices taste much better than just biting into it i dont get it its the same thing? its apple?

Probably something to do with chemical reactions and how oxygen interacts with the meat of the apple.

I don’t like that you called it meat