HE RUINED MY DREAM JOURNAL

my favourite part of Orwell’s writing is when he described anime glasses flashing in an essay he wrote in 1945

the grinch being in all these stupid advertisements contradicts the anti-consumerist nature of the grinch himself. the reason he hated christmas was because he thought the holiday was simply an expression of vain materialism. the grinch only loved christmas after he realized that christmas wasn’t actually about mundane consumption, but the selfless love of community. in this essay i will-

tumblr B.C. (before censorship)

Before tumblr dies… anyone wanna admit they have a crush on me

Having a “crush” is a level 3 horny offence and against Tumblr ToS, delete your fucking blog

Live horny die horny motherfuckers

“alexander hamilton was bi” actually he was racist and now he’s dead

Everyone’s like “when you stop being dirt poor you’ll start liking capitalism” and now that I’m actually able to survive and have some financial security I’m like, “nope still have long term memory and still want to Eat The Rich”

AKA: you don’t have to be the one suffering to want to end suffering

yall acting like the end of nsfw is gonna be the end of fingers in his ass sunday. acting like there’s gonna be a “last fingers in his ass sunday.” yall really just gonna forget all those kids movies about not being able to kill the spirit of christmas??

I’m singlehandedly going to keep the spirit of fingers in his ass sunday alive and you’re going to like it

its not the LAST fingers in his ass sunday. just the last LEGAL fingers in his ass sunday

as a friend pointed out, this headline makes it sound like supply will be dwindling. supply is fine. people will be *priced out*.

Gentlemen, it has been a privilege being horny on main with you tonight