it’s such a bitter form of refuge

fuckkkk my sacrificial lamb has started hanging out with the scapegoat

Reblog this and tell me what was your biggest crying over a piece of fiction. You can be vague if you don't want to spoil.

really hilarious and unsexy when hetero romantasy authors refer to love interests as males and females. you sound like david attenborough narrating a special documentary on two turtles humping in the mud

i don't care if he's the king of the fae. if that man called me a desirable female i'd have him gelded

not everything is getting worse. at least you don't hear high hopes by panic at the disco every day anymore

boxers and a house robe. the thinking man's pajamas. the boxers say "i have worryingly low standards for what pizza i will eat" but the robe says "i have read at least one book"

crack the egg of sympathy and make the omelette of compassion

“Do dishes” and “take out trash” both require the use of a spell slot, vs “use phone” is a cantrip, and brother, I am a level one wizard

the problem with liking video games is that the gaming industry is genuinely so evil and needs to be wiped out