ready to die? then die!

happy pride month everybody

btw it's so fucking stupid you can be anxious physically in your body even after you've decided mentally you don't care. I'm supposed to be in charge here

person who genuinely hates themselves so much they can barely look anyone in the eye: i must remain humble lest my hideous ego spiral out of control

Applying for visa feels like panting on all fours while an older woman-- (reflects on myself for a second) No it doesn't

be pro-aging but wear sun screen. sun protection is not beauty industry propaganda it will save you. wear it. or else.

i need (abruptly stops talking & stares at some random fixed point with a vacant expression)

Literally always take headphones with you. If you decide that you probably won't need them today, that's the devil talking. You will. You will

im like if jesus did all that shit to himself for no reason

This is the most considerate advice for doing stretches I've ever seen??? Initially I started to go, "...but I can't do that with my knee-" then he showed a way I could do it. I was like... whoa. A video for stretching that is actually considerate towards my disabilities. Astounding and impressive.