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Made a lowball offer on eBay as a joke and it got accepted. uh oh.

they should make a sleep that feels like you’ve slept

functionally suicidal character saying “I would die for you” to their significant other and its like. I get the sentiment, honey, but if a hot dog vendor told me he’d sell hot dogs for me, I wouldn’t feel very moved now would I

Now a functionally suicidal character saying “I will live for you”. Now that’s a dynamic I can sink my teeth into.

now how about a functionally suicidal character saying "I will sell hot dogs for you"

Hotdog vender lays down their life to protect their suicidal partner, who then takes over the hotdog stand to carry on their memory...

It's like talking to a 2010 Old Spice commercial with you people

literally drinking a beer by the lake and still opened tumblr. some of us are beyond saving

if i turned seven this year and didnt get a six seven cake when my friends did i think i'd go evil and start throwing tables and shit

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