Moon

death to every zionist

"it would be so good if it was good" will haunt you but "it's extremely good, except for the one or two parts which are so bad it's genuinely kind of insulting" will straight up drive you insane

I’m watching Splash (1984) which is a romcom about a guy who falls in love with a mermaid, and when she chooses a human name she chooses Madison and guy says “that’s not a real name, but alright” which seems to imply that Madison was not a name until at least the 80’s and all girls named Madison are actually named after the mermaid. thought you should know

tiktok teen lgbts would not survive in the 80s and 90s when lesbians called gay guys fags lovingly and gay guys would call us dykes lovingly

Why the fish

The fish is what makes the post rebloggable

The fish is what makes this post fuckable

happy flat fag friday

And I'm just supposed to believe USAmericans are now really concerned about inflation in the global south

They care because they were thinking of moving here with US pensions and now that's not enough and they're scared

people who learned about greek mythology due reasons that DONT involve having read percy jackson at 12 freak me out, like what the FUCK was going on in your life that you found out that zeus turned into a pigeon to woo his wife like HOW

tumblr users baffled by the concept of engaing with things that aren't YA fiction and fandom.

Behold my latina oc. You can tell shes latina because she has an attitude and shes a little feisty and TOUGH but don't worry shes skinny and hairless and never *too* mean to the white boy protagonist.

problematic sudoku solving skills gap

It's always "stop harming yourself or we'll have to lock you up!!!" and never "what do you need to change to want to harm yourself less and how can we help you make some of these changes?" and that's why we're not getting anywhere

Fidel Castro

oh me? I lost my penis when I ignored the "Don't touch the machinery" sign. you know how it is

it's soso awesome that digital piracy exists. and that i have access to it. it's so wonderful i can watch every movie from anywhere for free. IN MY HOUSE!

free museum trips are wasted on unappreciative middle schoolers. let me go