#these divas...

 the addams family sentence prompts  —  i.

" you'd be surprised about the things i've heard in this lifetime, violet dear. " unimpressed, yes, & perhaps even unbothered by the series of travesties unfolding that very evening — though still the woman makes sure to sound as dramatic & tragic as the event requires. " are we certain the drinks haven't been tampered yet ? between us ladies, i could easily use something to ease the headache. " & of course, she was the one given the poison, but after the third or so dead body all weapons ended quite mixed up. nothing she could do about it. a beat. effie rolls her eyes with trained theatricality —— spins on her heels & slithers towards the cabinet, " actually, i don't even mind. "

# 𝐔𝐍𝐏𝐑𝐎𝐌𝐏𝐓𝐄𝐃 𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐒 ☆ ( doppo , int. ) ! @un1awful

" Smoked ................. Smoked ? What are you - " Doppo leaned to stretch his gaze across the room - but he was stuck in the kitchen with two glasses in hand. He didn't desire to be a poor host to someone he requested a consultation with. Who else was he supposed to turn to during a time like this? A private investigator ... he never imagined things would get so bad but here lies the reality of their situation.

It takes a few turns of the rusty overworked cogs in his head to CLICK and connect what Kurama had said. That loud thud he heard .... - he's just so exhausted he paid it no mind! " Kurama I .. I have a roommate you know... ?! "

Hurridly he sets glassware aside to rush into the living room and the scene is VISCERAL - a blonde on blonde crime ! ! !

" Ough - kurama-san ... that burglar is the guy ... i'm hiring you to ... help ! P-please tell me he's not smoked !? "

Oh god, he will have to call the real police - He can never do anything right. To think he hired a vigilante !