drinking blood with the investigative reporter

adult

she/her

welcoming_disaster on ao3

immortal (more or less)

6 feet tall

thick blond hair

grey eyes that shine like limpid tears

a perfect horror when starved for blood

I (probably 517M) have been in conflict with ex-lover, enemy, and former coworker (260M). I will not exhaust you with every detail of our relationship except to say that it has been acrimonious, though significant to the trajectories of both of our lives.

Unfortunately, we are both in a rather narrow field, and greatly affected by each other's deeds. Recently, said former coworker has been making career moves which put our livelihood in great danger, and signal, possibly, the end of both of us.

I attempted to be the bigger person and communicate my feelings about said career choice. I did this with a personal and meaningful apology regarding past wrongs. In response, he suggested I kill myself and mocked details of my personal life, including our intercourse, to approximately 891 people while live on stage. This is irrelevant to my further actions, which were nothing but rational, but I note it as it holds some significance in the story.

Anyhow, my politely worded critique did nothing to change his plans, which he then accelarated. As I was out of other options, I released his sex tape (which, due to certain taboo material contained therein, was embarassing for him) and beheaded him, along with our ex-husband (as he was there). I believe this was the only logical way to proceed.