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my camel straight up told me "man i am not carrying another fucking straw" like wtf asshole its just one straw whats your fucking issue

non white friend is making a white oc so he had the Wikipedia article for white people open

they are awarding me an honorary doctorate for my work on tumblr.com

Voting in favor of an online age verification bill should be a career-ending mistake. It should make politicians unelectable for the rest of their lives.

my promising gardening career was cut short when i was mauled by a rampaging basil plant

hmmmmm.... this shitpost from a user i dont know seems like a warm, safe place to lay an overshare egg 🥚

Man I miss free the nipple. Its getting warmer and we don’t even have free the nipple anymore

good thing she didnt overreact

let’s be real the pressure to use AI as an adult is exactly what they said the pressure the do drugs as a teenager would be like but the people that told us that caved immediately for the AI and definitely did not just say no

this could work. we never tried it

so last year during a period of intense suicidal depression i made this necklace that i always wear, right, and the thing is it's genuinely brought me a lot of comfort and relief and i've developed a strong sentimental attachment to it, to the point that i can inarguably state that it's had a net positive effect on my mental wellbeing. however i did now just have to stop to almost throw up laughing because i realised that i've succumbed to the amulet.

I once sent a woman a text message so interesting that she took three whole days to read it

You. It's been a hard day, hasn't it? Clench your jaw. Lock your knees. Stiffen your arms and tighten your shoulders. Curl your toes into the earth. It's not gonna be okay. Pretty soon this day will be a pleasant memory of how much less painful it all was ❤️