ephemeral

spongebob and patrick deserve what they go through with Squidward sometimes because they don't ever respect that squid's boundaries

girl who started a load on laundry: I’m gonna change my life I’m gonna clean my whole house I’m gonna go on a walk

Monday humiliation. Tuesday suffocation. Wednesday condescension. Thursday is pathetic. It’s Friday i’m in love

.. <- two ants hanging out

** <- two spiders hanging out

^v <- two birds hanging out

= <- two worms hanging out

?? <- two snakes hanging out

~~ <- two caterpillars hanging out

%% <- two butterflies hanging out

@@ <- two snails hanging out

&& <- the two fucked up pretzels i got from the mall last thursday

|| <- rubble

↑ Humans bonding through incomprehensible means, time, and space.

🚚🚛 <- two trucks having sex

call me OSHA the way i’m demanding a railing

once again i have been written up by HR

rip to all the “fuckyeah___” blogs that carried our society at one point </3

you know what. yes. i do got pussy taste splendiferous disorder.

you know what. yes. i do got pussy taste splendiferous disorder.

you want your city to be walkable and bikeable? what's next? suckable? fuckable?

I hate how on Tumblr, a username like lisa486 is almost certainly a pornblot, while someone named solidsnakesasscheeks is almost certainly a real person

I could be a porn bot if I wanted to