welcome to the show

And by the time he finally gets back it's almost 3 am and the bar is about to close while she's sitting there stone cold sober, surrounded by 5 drunk guys unsuccessfully trying to convince her to give up on waiting for him and go home with one of them instead. And the guy shows up to proceed to beat the shit out of them before explaining himself to her like hey sorry bullshit kept happening, my phone fell into a storm drain and my wallet got stolen when I was trying to find someone who'd borrow me a phone so I could call and

That buys her another hour or so and then, finally, her boyfriend makes it back. He looks like shit, hair down and just a mess, he's wearing an entirely different jacket that he got from an alley, and barely recognizable—especially to 5 guys who've been drunk for hours now. He lurks for a minute, finds out what's going on, and proceeds to pull off the trick shot first try. Throws the jacket off, fixes his hair with a hair tie his girlfriend lends him, finally looks like himself again, and THEN beats the shit out of them with the pool cue.

im so fucking stubborn

the end cap comes off :)

oh lard

my son he is sick he has every disease

we are nearing peak deviancy

happy back-to-school day

im so clever that its sickening

if i breathe wrong i'll lose him

it got too small for the clip. luckily i realized this eraser has the perfect holes

at what point does this stop being a pencil

My hand has been hurting a little bit but I wanted to finish this. I might come back to it later and fix it.

art study !! twilight princess !!! 🐺🌕

his 1950's ass would not know what genderfluid means

Do you or do you not feel bonita?