welcome to the show

this could not hit harder if it tried

There's "committing to the bit" and then there's whatever the fuck Shawn Spencer and Burton Guster were doing on television every week from 2006-2014

its so funny growing up watching psych and not a lot of 80s movies because I'll finally watch something famous like Jaws and just nod along to the jokes going "mmhm. just like in psych. yes I get it now."

I think shawn would totally say "take my hand" metaphorically in conversation and gus would go "?" and actually grab onto his hand, and shawn would just blink and hold gus's hand like "yeah okay that's on me" and then they're holding hands

The great thing about Gus is that he perfectly oscillates from playing the annoyed straight man to Shawn’s general insanity to yes-anding to an insane degree. For every moment where he says no Shawn, you did not hear that both ways there’s a moment where he, with no prompting, claims that his fictitious grandmother with a broken hip was teaching a line dancing class. For every time he says Shawn, stop messing around at work, there is a time where after Shawn says he’s been “looking at the man in the mirror”, Gus, in a move that never ever fails to make me laugh, with a completely straight face and no impact on the conversation, does the Michael Jackson “he-he”. He’s insane. He thinks he’s normal. He does 11 point turns. He’s a sympathetic crier.

this is your captain speaking. do you guys remember 9/11 [escalating clamor of passengers freaking out] woah woah hey hey i was just curious. christ. am i not allowed to make conversation

Enough about your blorbos for a minute: who are your siblings’ blorbos? Reblog with your blorbos-in-law!

yuh i was there, that's how it happened

michael what the fuck.