There's nothing left to lose, nothing to protest

t shirt that just says WHATEVER YOU’RE READING INTO MY FACIAL EXPRESSIONS AND BODY LANGUAGE YOU’RE MISINTERPRETING

We need a dead on the floor emoji

do nuns have pockets

my cherios spelled out my exact address this morning but like what the gudge ever i gobbled those honey nut freaks up and licked the bowl too

dino saurs were not scary monsters they were mamas with eggs and when they drank water they were like fuckk yessss waterrrr

i wish you could laugh react eBay listings. that's not worth $250. you fucking asshole. lmao

you should also be able to do this to job listings

literally nothing is funnier than sphynx airplane ears

meows loud as fuck shattering all glass within 3 miles no survivors

doomscrolling thru the weather app