g r a n d i f l o r a

saw a guy so my type he literally made me gasp tinder please do your thing

I broke my Tenga spinner ☹️

I like eating way more then working out

actually that last idea but Clark Kent, who the first thing he does is a bear hug and his he misses you so much and he’s so touch starved

thinking about some superhero that was your boyfriend until your death and decided that he can’t live without you so he steals you from a different dimension

saw a beautiful man in purple and I wanna eat him I’m so attracted to people who wear colour !!!!! (I’m in all black 😭)

I’m actually about to become violent

it’s you and varka with your biggest challenge yet — parenting . parenting durin 😭😭😭 imagine trying to unteach him whatever varka told him to do because you’re absolutely not letting a dragon boy drink 3-4 gallons of beer every dinner 😭

are we over gojo or would a fic about you begging him to let you into his heart appeal the masses

guys do I become cuter or sexier if I start talking about gardening and getting sweaty

Do you guys wanna see all the flowers I bought today

unfortunately I have unlocked gooner status

to the man who stole my drink in Japan fuck you I hope you rot in hell and die alone you nasty cunt

if I don’t like how I look like by 25 I’m getting my jaw shaved and a new nose 😭😭😭😭😭

I hate when I have to have integrity and commit to plans when I was just offered hole and a warm body but eager ever because I promised them I’d go so now I have to go