Hey yall. Been a while since I’ve been on here. Fun update. I had a baby.
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Hey yall. Been a while since I’ve been on here. Fun update. I had a baby.

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Still waiting…
hey guys. hey guys guess what.
date a girl who is a home and an adventure all at once
Date a girl who doubles as a haunted house
*GASP!!* No I am not crying.
Well, you know, some bathroom graffiti offers insight.
Red marker handwriting on a bathroom wall. Text reads:
“Boss made a dollar Granddad made a dime But that was a poem From a simpler time.
Boss made a thousand Gave pa a cent But that penny paid the mortgage Or at least it paid the rent
Now Boss makes a million And gives us jack Smugly blames the workers For the labor that he lacks.”
And the words of the prophets are written on the subway walls and tenement halls.

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someone: *mentions my favorite character*
me: *vibrating at frequency that shatters glass* yeah I love them a normal amount
the funniest hp lovecraft story is the one where some guy’s family offended an evil wizard who then cursed his entire family saying that all the men would die before they hit like 30. the protagonist is going crazy trying to find a spell to break the curse and then the big reveal was that the wizard was literally just breaking into their house and killing them himself.
This is missing my favorite detail, namely that the evil wizard is named ‘Charles Le Sorcerer’.
CHUCK WIZARDS CURSE OF SHOOT YOU IN THE FACE
I get that being frozen for 100 years is a tough thing to go through but honestly Aang should have used it for comedy more
Katara: wow so this is Omashu
Aang: back in my day it was called weed city
Sokka: I’m… pretty sure it wasn’t
Aang: that’s what the fire nation wants you to think
Bumi, the second they arrive: welcome to weed city
Sokka: what the fuck
IM SO PROUD?!!!!!!?!!! LIKE WEE MAN IS A FUCKING LEGEND?!!!!!?!!!!!?!
wanted to see a more recent update and
BOIS STILL GOING STRONG YEEHAW U GO LITTLE SCIENCE KID
Every time I reblog this I just really hope Daniel’s doing well
i just wanna say i really support daniel in all of his endeavors and i hope hes having a good day
And I’m over here worrying about the time limit in my test
I think it’s funny how the last panel is a pretty good representation of what would happen

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IVE BEEN WAITING ALL YEAR TO POST THIS YOU DONT EVEN KNOW
I’m crying.
i scheduled this a year ago..
This is going on my queue for every year
A story in four parts
$34.99
We live in a small world and the internet makes it even smaller
We live in a small
world and the internet makes
it even smaller
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
I still hope Dania told on Ahmed to his mom.
apparently this is a thing in Japan too, and it gets translated as “Mundane Halloween.” There are so photos online and they’re all so good?????
“Person going to work on a windy day"
“Woman who’s having her bang cut but the hairdresser is nowhere to be found"
"Zookeeper in charge of the pandas"
Here are two more:
"Not pregnant lady when someone yield seat to her on subway"
And my favorite
"Person on thermal infrared camera"
Might share more tomorrow.
Influencers taking selfies at a gym
Starbucks barista working her ass off on Halloween but gotta keep up that smile
Person who sits on wet paint
Person who's still loading
Boyfriend carrying girlfriend's shopping bags
I love these so much
Angy
“Goodness can be found sometimes in the middle of hell.”
— Charles Bukowski, Women

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One time a glass on the counter slid like a foot into the sink and broke without anybody touching it any my mom turned and looked before saying “I wonder if you can double ghost a ghost” and then went back to cutting celery, so anyway, happy spooky season!
If you're fifteen or older an still sleep with a stuffed animal please reblog this.