aurelius

For a swift end to tyranny, Lord, we pray.

has anyone seen my pet bacteriophage its name is styrofoam and its about [hand touching the floor] this tall

does anyone have $1k and a parasocial relationship with me that may tempt them to send it to me

holy shit have you evver tried this new substance called album in order

you are not immune to inventing an arbitrary set of rules that only you have to adhere to

Helen is the actual worst because not only did she manipulate and betray Lex just like everyone else but she told him to his face that eventually her feelings for him became REAL. MEANING what he takes away from that is: even if he’s lucky enough to find someone that loves him for real, someone that isn’t faking it, they’ll still hurt him and leave him. So not only does he believe he’s incapable of finding someone that loves him but even if he does it doesn’t change anything.

Actually a fantastic example for when you need to illustrate to someone that AI art is theft, blatantly, and not in some abstract way

the fact that people prefer to read and write in english rather than their native language should actually be seen as a crisis im not joking this is not a good thing

Fakt, że ludzie wolą czytać i pisać po angielsku, zamiast w swoim języku ojczystym powinien być postrzegany jako kryzys, nie żartuję, to nie jest dobra sprawa

die feit dat mense dit verkies om in engels te lees en skryf, eerder as hul moedertaal, behoort eintlik as 'n krisis beskou te word, ek maak nie 'n grap nie hierdie is nie 'n goeie ding nie

dylai'r ffaith bod well gan bobl ddarllen ac ysgrifennu yn saesneg yn hytrach na'u mamiaith gael ei weld fel argyfwng dwi ddim yn jocian dydy hyn ddim yn beth da

se tosiasia että ihmiset lukee ja kirjottaa mieluummin englanniks kuin omalla äidinkielellään pitäis oikeesti nähdä kriisinä mä en vitsaile tää ei oo hyvä asia

ang katotohanan na mas gusto ng mga tao na magbasa at magsulat sa Ingles kaysa sa kanilang sariling wika ay dapat talagang ituring na isang krisis hindi ako nagbibiro hindi ito magandang bagay

Faktumet att folk föredrar att läsa och skriva på engelska än deras modersmål borde faktiskt ses som en kris jag skämtar inte det här är inte en bra sak

At der er folk der hellere vil læse og skrive på engelsk end deres modersmål bør faktisk ses som en krise, og det er ikke noget jeg siger for sjov, det her er ikke en god ting

الواقع انّ الناس يرغبون القراءة و الكتابة باللغة الانجليزية وليس بلغتهم الام يجب ان ينظر اليه كأزمة لا امزح هذا ليس أمر جيّد

ang kamatuoran nga ang mga tawo mas gusto nga magbasa ug magsulat sa Ingles kaysa sa ilang orihinal nga pinulongan kinahanglan isipon nga usa ka krisis wala ko nagbiaybiay kini nga panghitabo dili maayo

washing dishes is evil because you go "oh fuck there's so many dishes this is gonna take foreverrr" and then you enter the dish abyss and emerge with your abdomen somehow covered in water and your hands all wrinky and then you look at the clock and what felt like half an hour was actually 10 minutes

Reblogging this again because I'm actually quite proud of it and salty af that the YT algorythm doesn't show my videos to anyone anymore and it's only made less than 60 views (half of which are by me and my friends)