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KICK THE CAN!
Let’s play the biggest game of kick the can on the internet.
To kick the can, reblog it. I wanna see how long this can go on for.
the oldest reblogs for this post that i can find are from january 2nd of 2013. this can has been getting kicked around tumblr for almost 13½ years now
And yet somehow this is my first time kicking it!
Finding You
Dream x Hob | Word Count: 8,821
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Part 1: Rescuing Strangers
Part 2: Rescued Lover
Rescued Lover
Summary
Hob finds himself in quite the predicament. Fortunately, he has an attentive boyfriend.
Word Count: 3,574
Notes
It was Cheshire_Childe's idea to have a sequel where it's Dream who rescues Hob <3
Although, um, this kinda devolved into 90% smut and 10% rescue but I hope you all still like it!
Happy Dreamling Day :) 🖤🤎
Rating: Explicit
<- Part 1
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Hob pushes the back door open with his shoulder as he carries out the garbage bags to the bins outside.
It's a busy night at The New Inn, as Fridays often are, and he decided to help around a bit before going up to his flat. He puts the bags in the bin and brushes off his hands, and he's about to head back inside when he notices a van parked on the side of the road. A very troubled looking man is crouched down next to it and inspecting the tires.
Hob walks over to see what the problem is. It's past 10 PM now and not many cabs are passing by, if this man can't get his tires fixed tonight, maybe Hob can offer him a room at the Inn.
"Hello, mate," Hob says as he approaches so as not to startle the man. "Flat tire?"
The man turns to him and smiles sheepishly. "Looks like it. I haven't brought a spare, and my son's usually the one who changes the tires." He stands up and scratches his head.
"Mind if I have a look?" Hob offers. "I think I have a spare tire in my car, we can see if it works for your van."
"Thanks, mate, I appreciate it." The man steps back and gestures to his van.
"I haven't done anything yet," Hob smiles and walks closer.
"No, you've done enough."
Hob frowns at the man in confusion, then he hears a rustling sound behind him.
He moves to turn, but something blunt and heavy hits the back of his head and he drops to the ground.
Idiot, is the last thought in his mind before he slips into darkness.
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I can never be annoyed at teens for being excited. I used to be a VERY annoying one! PATREON

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You with the Pretty Face, Welcome to the Human Race
Morpheus x Hob | Total Word Count: 19,016
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Part 1: No Longer a Dream
Part 2: A Life to Cherish
Bruce: DAMIAN AL GHUL WAYNE COME HERE RIGHT THIS INSTANT!
Damian: Yes Father?
Brucr: Why have there been charges to your card for chlamydia treatment for the last 3 months?! You are SIXTEEN!
Damian: It's for the koalas!
Bruce:...What?
Damian: It's for the koalas father! It's a terrible epidemic for the wild population! Over 90% infection rates! $50 a month to contribute to helping keep the species alive is the least I can do!
Bruce: *deep breath* Next time, PLEASE, just ask me to set up a charity for whichever cause you're looking to sponsor. It'd give me less heart attacks.
Somewhere Anathema Device caught a glimpse of something in Agnes Nutter’s second book of prophecies, gasped, pulled it out of the fire, got Newt to drive at top speed down the M25 (somehow magically free) dashes into Soho, runs into the bookshop, slams the book down on the counter in front of Aziraphale and Crowley and screams
‘Don’t you two FUCKING dare!’
And leaves.
Several large coffees, bottles of wine and a pile of Eccles cakes and a very long reading and interpretation session later Crowley sits back.
‘Beelzebub and Gabriel, huh? Did not see that coming.’
‘Never mind that, dear,’ Aziraphale says, as he continues carving symbols onto the floor. ‘There. That should do it. The Metatron can’t get in here now.’
‘And you?’ Crowley asks delicately. Aziraphale stands up and primly clasps his hands across his stomach.
‘I have no intention of going up to heaven under any circumstances and especially not now I know how it ends.’ He says. It’s his I Will Not Be Moved tone. Crowley knows it well. He is reassured.
‘Well, maybe pop up and get Muriel. But after that we seal up that lift, agreed?’ Crowley adds.
‘Agreed.’
‘Excellent. Dinner at the Ritz called for I think, to celebrate a very lucky escape. Coming, Angel?’
‘One thing…’ Aziraphale says, and Crowley notices the cheeks of his Angel have gone a little pink, and he is turning that ring on his finger round and round. ‘Prophecy number 547.’
‘547? Was that the one with the butterflies the size of giraffes?’
‘It was not,’ Aziraphale says.
Crowley takes a step closer. He always did enjoy this bit of the temptation, although he was not quite sure who was being tempted right now.
‘Ah, the one with the Welsh Choir serenading the Kraken with excerpts from popular musicals.’
‘No, not that one either.’ Aziraphale appears to have flushed a deep red.
Crowley takes a step closer now. He can feel it - the tingle in his fingers and on his lips.
There’s another first time coming. To add to the Wall, and the Temptation of the Ox Ribs and the Rescue of the Books and all those other first times that have led them step by step to this place.
A first time they had in any timeline, but this would their first time - they, Aziraphale and Crowley in this world, their world.
‘Oh, I know, the one with the crystal the exact size and shape of…’
‘Crowley!’ Aziraphale snaps. ‘You know which one I mean.’
‘Oh,’ Crowley says softly. ‘The one where I tell you there’s an us.’
‘That’s the one,’ Aziraphale says, glancing down at the ground. ‘Of course, if you’d rather not, I understand, it’s asking too much, it’s…’
‘Angel,’ Crowley says, and he steps forward, taking off his glasses, and looks down at his angel, his enemy and ally, his closest friend. His love since he knew what love meant. ‘We have always been an us. We don’t need a prophecy for that.’
And Aziraphale, a soft and gentle angel, not a soldier or a leader, becomes a hero for that moment, and clasps Crowley’s collar and pulls him in for a kiss.
It was a nice day. It would always be a nice day. There would always be a bookshop, and later a garden. Nightingales would always sing and there would be many many kisses to follow that first kiss.
sunrise on the reaping raises an incredibly important ethical question: how many generations does it take to erase history, to the point of blind, unquestioning acceptance?
i fear the answer is far fewer than any of us are comfortable with.

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tag game, make a poll with your 10 favourite tv shows and tag 10 people (thanks @starwarslovinglilguy for the tag!)
pick tv show 👍
netflix daredevil
andor
fleabag
TRON: uprising
black sails
arcane
blue eye samurai
spy x family
the queen's gambit
heated rivalry
tagging: @nitewrighter @orphiceonian @spell-cleaver @flightlesskiwi @galactic-rhea @soularsss @theallknowingowl @mysticalfg @kirtlandswarbler @thirdwizard
I'm turning 18 in twenty years it's so over for me
confy :-)
also check this out! i finally made a fanart blog so i dont have to post my shit to my main (executivedysfunctioning) anymore <3 follow for more epic blorbos
my pronouns are she/her bc I'll never be him (anthony head playing on his pink ds in full costume on the set of merlin)
the paris catacombs are 1000x more fucked up than i imagined
did you know the cops once found a fully functioning movie theater with a well-stocked bar inside the catacombs and they when they tried to go back later to formally investigate it was completely emptied out save for a note that read "don't search for us"
Underground french cinema
my little bro is part of the catacombs community and yeah, it's basically a fully autonomous society! enough that when my bro goes in on a friday night, they don't come out until monday for work- sometimes longer if they took days off.
some of the rooms have fully stocked pantries with cooking equipment, some have movies like the one described above, some have books you're allowed to just take but people always put back- every day people bring things from the outside. artists often set up galleries there. there are rooms with mattresses and hammocks set up for people to sleep. one of the room is just a place where people leave shoes for the fun of it.
this is Known, it's not a secret by any means. the catacombs are as big as paris itself, and people live there just as people live above. it's wonderful when you think about it.
A little update! My little bro is now my little sister. Please don't misgender her :)

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I rarely bring this up because it feels like fairly silly and low-stakes compared to all the other effects of american imperialism, but one of the funniest things when Americans deny that living in the imperial core and the center of global cultural hegemony confers them any sort of privilege over people from the imperial periphery is that like. In order for this conversation where you tell me you have no privilege over me to even be able to take place one of us had to learn the other's language, and it wasn't you.
I think the fact that by default the onus of learning the other's language to enable communication is always put on the other side is a pretty significant privilege on the cultural front.
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the way they argue using "well i don't have imperial core privilege because my life sucks" as a gotcha when they were the ones bombarding us with posts about how the poorest white person in the usa still has white privilege over the wealthiest black person because it's a structure of power not a 'my life is better than yours' thing and we were here patiently learning about gerrymandering and voting suppression and how american police is trained